Ask A Bumps - Should I Go?
Dear Ask A Bumps:
I wanted to try out this new restaurant in silver lake called Andiamos. Have you been? should I go?
Madex
Dear Madex:
Do you like to dine for 2 hours for no good reason? Do you like an employee to customer ratio of 2 to 1? Do you like to not be able to tell whether the person pouring your water is homeless or your waiter? Bottom line, the pizza is pretty good. Not the best in the neighborhood but pretty good. Good enough to go back. But I saw things there that have scarred my retinas for life. Waiter who would not take off his man purse opening a beer for a customer with a lighter. Skirt tits. Kids making robot noises and running into the kitchen. A pregnant Santino Rice and enough confusing pathological behavior to start its own cult. I’m not saying don’t go, I’m just saying don’t go unless you have a sense of humor and two hours to basically do nothing but marvel at human atrocity.
Sincerely,
Ask A bumps
... by kowynntun
I missed Bumps posts during her hiatus… what a great way to start the week. Once question, what is “Skirt tits”?