Ask A Bumps - Bouncing Off the Fucking Walls
Dear askabumps,
with all my unemployment I stopped drinking and I have been working out a lot, this has been giving me extra energy, that I try to use up but at night I am wired and can’t sleep. When I say wired, I mean, I wanna play super man, I scream for no reason, I need a ball room and a pogo stick. What can I do to relax and go to sleep,
fo sho,
Bouncing off the fucking walls.
Dear Bouncing off the fucking walls:
Askabumps@gmail.com has been having similar problems. There is only one way I know how to handle this without sedatives (askabumps@gmail.com does not under any circumstances endorse the use of artificial sleep aides). Depression. You need to work up a good ole fashion deep depression. You will never stop sleeping. Forget about ever having the motivation to ever do anything again. Go to the gym as much as you want, it wont matter you will just want to sleep and most likely also die. My other solution: wine. Box of wine.
Ask a bumps
masterbation
dude, you spelled it wrong
I was to busy masturbating to notice, thanks!