If you need me, I’ll be at Casa Bonita
Taking a plane there today. Call the front desk if you need me. I’ll chatting it up with diver girls and stealing the gorrilla costume. Be back Thursday.
Taking a plane there today. Call the front desk if you need me. I’ll chatting it up with diver girls and stealing the gorrilla costume. Be back Thursday.
Remember when I was old?
http://digitalchemist.com/v8/digi/videos/makeup.mov
Obvi she is starting with Ms. Sex and the City!
FIERCE, CUNTY & 81 WARDROBE CHANGES (and yes, she counted)
If you doubt her… Go see her. Then I ask, Why are you gagging so?
She was filled with Pricks, Chicks & Dicks (which would answer the gagging questioneries)
Oh yes, she was introduced to her last night before any of you ladies met her. She will meet her again tonighteries to make sure she knows how her life will continue to be like… and accompanying her is the Gorg MADEXeries and Ms. PatBENTARDeries
GRADE : Fierce!

Being unemployed I try to make the most of my expensive cable bill. I woke up and watched Go on HBO this morning. This disjointed over populated dummy raver drug film is under 10 years old and hyper dated and littered with horrible music. It wasn’t as good as I remembered, they have both the macarana and Len’s “Steal my sunshine” in the soundtrack and not in a funny way, in a real, this jam is hot right now sorta way. Plus, a cast of actors who never really worked again. Except Timothy Olyphant who still gets work, I guess he was the lead in Hitman, they just never told anyone.
Looks like someone loves Yo Gabba Gabba more then me.
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| May 29, 2008 | ||
| 9:00 pm |
We are going to ride to the ALL Star lanes to bowl for free and listen to some kick ass music.
YOU HAVE TO RSVP IF YOU WANT TO GET IN!!!! Please do so below…
madex suggests you watch this video
Map to meeting spot here

re: http://whateves.com/index.php?s=dish+network&Submit=go
So if you didn’t notice in the post i did last week, in which I mentioned how Dish HD decided to drop 75% of their HD channels that were provided by VOOM (Monsters HD, Kung Fu HD, Rave, Gallery, etc.) I was pissed. To the point that I dwelled on the subject all weekend. Especially since over the wekeend, I wasn’t able to watch anymore awesome Horror movies in HD (Hellraiser, The Thing, Evil Dead 1&2, etc.). I’ve been forced to watch the poop that Dish Network has put up to replace the 15 HD channels they dropped.
Needless to say my 7 phone calls to Dish Network still left me with little satisfaction. I set out to see what I could find and discovered the Dish Network User forum. I decided to take my anger over there in a post, basically saying I’m gonna sue fucking Dish Network for taking away Voom! Well apparently I hit a wasps nest cuz these bastards got all worked up. I think I bring up some valid points in my argument on there, but those bastards are relentless.
In the meantime, i am still waiting for somebody to poop on their Dish HD Satellite and send in a photo!
Anybody know any good lawyers I can call who will take my case?
Who needs tight jeans when you can run garment free, naked and able on Mount Humps-A-Lot.
Above: Sigur Rós latest video, «Gobbledigook» is absolutely NSFW
This post is mostly for the good of the American people,
to merely distract you from Badger Pants and his Polyester Nuts.
You’re welcome!
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9:34 Good evening ladies and Germs. Im at Madex’s house, I have wine and the liveblogging has begun. On the couch we have Patbenetard, chris badger (mcdonalds if you followed last weeks blog), madex and myself. I hear teddy somewhere in the house.
9:37 Madex is playing a practice round. Chris is eating rice. Patbenetard is making a lamp. Moose the dog is cruising around the house. Madex just got first place in the practice race.
9:38 there is a chatroom. I am in it. Hating on playas. Did I just say that? I did. I’ve been drinking.
9:40 someone is at the door.
9:41 Its KT!!! he has a white box with him. something to eat is inside. I am hungry
9:42 its a sandwich. it looks vegan. I am not interested.
9:44 Worst case Kevin, Matt and Dance party julie are in the chat room
9:45 Someone just said “see, you give them books and they jiz on your face”
9:46 KT needs a raise and a computer. Where did mcdonalds go?
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| May 28, 2008 | ||
| 10:00 pm |

Join us tomorrow for the 2nd “whateves.com Wiinesday Mario Kart” weekly game. Last week was so fun, but was cut short due to the Indiana Jones opening night premier. Login, from any location… the room will fill up fast so be on time. Bumps to provide the live blogging.
You will need to:
Codes to add (below), one or more user will create a room depending on participants… add them all to be safe.
click the more for the codes and come back at 10 to join the chat room and talk shit!
I am not one to usually go for the celebrity turned musician deal but THE SHOE has won my heart. The duo consists of Malone playing her musical invention “the shoe,†which she describes as a “one woman instrument…built out of an old steamer truck” and pianist Lem Jay Ignacio. Malone sings and often freestyles lyrics in a delicate voice reminiscent of Joanna Newsom with a twist of Coco Rosie. I was entranced by the strange little performance…it made me think of things like unicorns and cotton candy.
check them out…
The Mighty Shoe

The Shoe in action.

The Shoe post rain.
