101 Reasons Why Florida Sucks: Reason 002 – 7 Year Old Car Thief
Reporter: “Did you know you could possibly kill somebody?”
7 year old: “Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat things with my friend.”
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Favorite line:
Reporter: “Do you think you should be punished?”
Kid: “Yeah, just a weekend wit out video games or sumtin.”
Its called abortion people, seriously its awesome.