101 Reasons Why Florida Sucks: Reason 003 - Pepper Spray Your Infant Son’s Face

Posted by psmynameisphil in 101 Reasons Why Florida Sucks, whateves on May 3rd, 2008 @ 12:15 am

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DELAND, Fla. — A Central Florida man was charged with abuse after he blasted pepper spray into the face of his infant son during an argument over parenting issues.

I can just picture it now…

Mom: “Daummm, Cletus I tolds you for the last time… you can’t be giving the baby Old Milwaukee to drink”!
Dad:  “I can do what I wants woman. I’m the one with the job at the Chat n’ Chew”!
Mom: “Cletus, yous ant so good with Cletus Jr”
Dad: “Thats it… wheres my pepper spray? You’s gunna get it”!
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