North Lauderdale City Commission is pushing a resolution that would split Florida into two separate states - North and South. Florida doesn’t event want to be associated with Florida.

You can make this stuff up.

Here is a newly designed motorcycle. Its a cross between a motorcycle and a Segway called… wait for it… wait for it… The Uno. Technically it has two wheels, but they’re right next to each other and it does balance on them under its own power. When would this ever be acceptable to ride?

Somewhere Street Hawk is getting pissed.

You can watch it on TV, or program it on your DVR.

You can watch it on Hulu.com

If your a PC turd you can download them to your desktop

Now you can watch it on your iPhone. Just point your Jesus phone to m.nbc.com

They are streamed in Quicktime, so being on a internet hub is best, otherwise the download will kill your boner.

But seriously, you can watch the whole second season for free, do it.

I already ride my bike to work, and I enjoy it, I actually get to work faster and other people on bikes wave to you and say hi, that never happens in cars. In cars all you get is honking and middle fingers. Try it, take a week and ride your bike, if its possible.

There are some metro events taking place as well. link

I saw this out there on the internet’s over at Make. It really caught my eye and made me want one really bad.

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These fun bags are filled with pudding, and only sold in Japan. I am a fan of Whateves’s Japanese resident contributor Brent’s Konbini Life blog, but I haven’t seen these on his website. Brent are these real? Do you eat them? Do they taste like breast milk? Is there an age limit to who can buy them? Do they come with stray nipple hairs?

I work with animators, artists, writers, graphic novelists, directors, and then some. Sometimes I think that if I were to get all of our clients in a room with Bumps, particularly the ones I work with, her head would explode like a Muppet who forgot to buy Wilson’s coffee (perhaps I can get her into our comic con party and see what happens (yes – our comic con party)). This breeds an atmosphere of a lot of things that I love: reading good scripts, watching short films, books, painting and graphic arts etc… There is a lot of original art from our clients all over the place: Corpse Bride, Happy Bunny, Simpson’s, Family Guy, Tony Millionaire and a graffiti wall where people come in and draw.

Yeah, it’s kind of rad.

It’s kind of like kindergarten with a lot more swearing.

SO, I figure one of the things I can contribute to another favorite thing is some of the awesome material I come across.

DancePartyJulie’s Featured Awesomeness Installation 1: James Braithwaite:

1. Poses in front of hundreds of impaled MR. T dolls. I actually do not know for a fact that it is “hundreds” but I figured in my imagination it was about right. “Thousands” seemed to be a gross exaggeration. I can’t imagine that big.

2.Is part of a collective that is “bent on poking out the eyes of the art world.” So far they have “blinded two people and broken the glasses of three others.” Read the bio.

3.His short animated film was nominated for an Oscar. It didn’t win. But I’ll bet he was happy “just to be nominated.”

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5.http://www.thebathwater.com/

Another way to waist time at work.
In this flash game, you use your time pod to travel back in time,
To have your past you,
and your past-past you,
help your present you,
advance to the next level.

Watch this now before Levies turns this into a TV spot.

Whateves alumni Ryan Slowgun and Carol are going to get hitched. I’m super excited.

I’ve always been afraid of Vanilla Ice, he looks unstable and over compensates for his lack of being cool, but what he doesn’t understand is, he is from Florida, and thus will never be cool. According to TMZ he recently beat his wife again and threatened suicide while his wife was on the phone with 911.

After the jump, please look at the recent photos of Vanilla and his WIDE OPEN knuckle tattoos.

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One of the Elementary school’s near my house in the Silverlake area of Los Angeles has a wall with murals all along it. I’ve always laughed while pulling out of my neighborhood at the young girl singing in the choir and holding her crotch. But sadly, this whole mural is being redone, and I don’t think they are going to bring back the girl doing the pee pee dance. I am glad I was able to get a photo of it before it was painted over.

No word yet either if these creepy kids will return.

The mural seems to have a new theme of animals that don’t exist, like furbys and polar bears with octopus legs.

This weekend in Utah I captured a very happy Kelly bumps dancing to no music at all. This is why she’s my hero.
Bumps Can Dance

Bumps, my Grandma thinks your fuckin’ gaaaay.