101 Reasons Why Florida Sucks: Reason 005 – Vanilla Ice

Posted by madex in 101 Reasons Why Florida Sucks, whateves on May 7th, 2008 @ 10:28 am

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I’ve always been afraid of Vanilla Ice, he looks unstable and over compensates for his lack of being cool, but what he doesn’t understand is, he is from Florida, and thus will never be cool. According to TMZ he recently beat his wife again and threatened suicide while his wife was on the phone with 911.

After the jump, please look at the recent photos of Vanilla and his WIDE OPEN knuckle tattoos.

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Didn’t suge hold ice over a hotel balcony rail?

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  1. therealsimon said,
    on May 7th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    regardless of how uncool vanilla ice is i still want him to have angry sex with me!

  2. madex said,
    on May 7th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Can the insane clown posse watch?

  3. psmynameisphil said,
    on May 7th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    And can you play Sublime while it happens?

  4. Anonymous said,
    on October 29th, 2008 at 1:16 am

    :twisted::razz: Da VIP Posse!!!! cool

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