Can Someone Explain This To Me?

Here is a newly designed motorcycle. Its a cross between a motorcycle and a Segway called… wait for it… wait for it… The Uno. Technically it has two wheels, but they’re right next to each other and it does balance on them under its own power. When would this ever be acceptable to ride?
Somewhere Street Hawk is getting pissed.
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whaaaaaa? this is like the 1989 Japanimation movie Venus Wars which, when i was a kid, made me go…. “man, the future is gonna be sooooo cooool!”
The future will be filled with people crashing these things all over and video tapes on youtube.
Should be just like a segway