Dear Ask A Bumps:
Analyze This…
So you know when you wake up and you have that small window just before you forget what you were dreaming about? Today I had that so I did my best to remember my dream and though who else better to listen and comment on my dream then the expert advice giver.

Last night I was dreaming that I was hanging out with Elvis. We were friends. We were in sailor outfits leaving out battle ship and heading for shore. Elvis had his guitar with him. I remember we were talking and singing as we walked. Like in his movies. Later, we met up with some friends and when the night was over we hugged. It was a good day. I woke up in a good mood

Am I totally crazy? Did my brain go haywire?

-P

Dear -P:

Askabumps@gmail.com says absolutley no. Your brain did not go haywire. You simply graduated to the next plane of human intelligence. Its what The Real Simon refers to as “communing with the king”. It is an evolved state so great as to connect you directly with one of the universe’s greatest dieties; Elvis. This was no accident. You must have worked super hard during your regular REM cycles to finaly make contact.
Now, lets break this down. You say at the beginning of your dream, you and Mr. Presley were wearing sailor outfits and leaving your battleship. To dream of a war ship means your are experiencing feelings of aggression. Maybe you were aggro becuase you were afraid that your adventures with the King had come to pass. To sing in your dream means that you are emotionally and spiritually fulfilled. Obviously. Dreaming of Elvis can mean only this. To dream of hugging means you need to be more affectionate. -P, The prophet Elvis preseley has visited you in your dreams to tell you to be more affectionate and let go of your aggressions. I think the best way to acheive this might be to bring us cupcakes from your wife’s bakery. Yes…elvis wants you to do this.

Sincerely,

askabumps@gmail.com