Oh no, Youths!
Its not like I’m a spring chicken, I’m coming up on my won mid life crisis, but today, I felt like I lived in a freezer sealed off from whats going on in the world. I’ve never heard of Salvia before, not that I should have I don’t hang around drugs much, Shit, I’d never heard of Butt Hash either. My point is, Young people scare me, which anyone who hears my work stories will know, I fear the young. Anyway, has anyone else heard of Salvia? Sure it’s legal, but, you don’t really look that cool.
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AHHHH Hhhahah I mis-read this several times. I read it as SALIVA. I was thinking who the fuck hasn’t heard of saliva? Re-read it substituting the word, It’s hilarious.
Seriously.
hahahahahha, it really does make for a better read.
ahaha i read saliva too! and I also fear the young. ready your tasers. Zap! Zap!
I wish I saved my IM with MadEx today… basically went like this:
MadEx: Have you heard of Salvia?
PSmyNameIsPhil: Like, mouth juice?
No dude, it was so much better. I saved it.
psmynameisphil: I just found out that Andrew WK read a Paul Frank Childrens book to kids on monday
is that wierd?
or just me?
madex:Just you, he does rad stuff like that now
psmynameisphil: like? Maybe im just old
madex: no, like you just didn’t know that he’s awesome and can rent him to do anything.
i felt old today cause i had no idea what salvia was
Sent at 1:17 PM on Thursday
psmynameisphil: saliva? like the band or mouth juice? You can rent AWK?
madex: Yes you can rent AWK.
no not, saliva, salvia.
its also called the sage of wisdom because you see god. You trip hard for 15 minutes then is over. I want to see with my third eye
It should be called Short Bus, cause that is what these youths look like. Helmet time.
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Shit i aint that cool. But i’m smart and i can write a leading musical piece with my right foot but not my left one, guess i’m just a little pussy bitch with writeing with my left foot i guess but shit i gave it an effort atleast. but my arms got amputated around 1943 or some shit. Parapleagic. Oh well life is a bitch sometimes. I got some pretty nice AND1 shoes the other day that was tight, but there just shoes. Waiting to repaint my door from like this moldy brown color to like anything but brown that color. i wanna buy somethng cool but i dont got a credit card some i’m kinda screwed for a couple more days until i finally open up a bank acount, i dont trust banks all that much these days though they screwed up with the despression and shit. I will be the first man at 48 years old to make peace with the alliean haters on mars and defend some other planet other than the as matter of fact while still holding it down with the matter of facts brewed with whatever else i soaked up over the years, good and the bad, a little luck a whole lot of sand and when it gets down to the nitty gritty i’m just a 48 year old man with no high school diploma hoping he doesn’t go to the hostpital someday because he is skitzophrenic or something. Excuse my babble but I just had to vent, its hard having no arms. But i’m hopeing to get these bomb irobot style arms sometime soon. Where they look real but they are like machine. That shit would be unstopable.
Shit i think you already went crazy ole man. If your arms where amputated in 1943 you would be over 48 years old…? and what are you talking about with that mars stuff? What kind of sense does that make? There is no alians known to be on the planet mars as far as i know. Get yourself checked homie you need some uncrazy pills.
I dont take pills already learned that lesson, wrong doctor got me on on the wrong pills. Now never again.
LIke i said, I fear young people.