Mtn Dew Code Red is the only reason I made it through college.
Sadly, I never had a walk of shame and a Mtn Dew before. But I wish I could sing about it.
Ktlau lounging at home in Echo Park.
Carol this is for you,
Yesterday, after parking at work I stepped out of my truck and slipped right out of my car onto the ground, hard. Yes, I slipped in vomit and by the looks of it, it was someone who ate too much Indian food. My dog tried to jump out and I had to push him back in, cause I didn’t want him to slip in vomit as well, or try to eat it. So I walked around the car to open the passenger side door. Yes, when I got to the other side, I was standing in urine. Someone, or some people fucking pee’d and barfed in the same parking space that I came to occupy. I work on a Movie Studio Lot, not some back alley. So to whomever tossed their cookies, thanks, thanks for sharing it with my feet and ass.
