Bad Luck Madex
Carol this is for you,
Yesterday, after parking at work I stepped out of my truck and slipped right out of my car onto the ground, hard. Yes, I slipped in vomit and by the looks of it, it was someone who ate too much Indian food. My dog tried to jump out and I had to push him back in, cause I didn’t want him to slip in vomit as well, or try to eat it. So I walked around the car to open the passenger side door. Yes, when I got to the other side, I was standing in urine. Someone, or some people fucking pee’d and barfed in the same parking space that I came to occupy. I work on a Movie Studio Lot, not some back alley. So to whomever tossed their cookies, thanks, thanks for sharing it with my feet and ass.
I have something to say, grooooooooooosss! !
did someone eat corn?
jesus that is nasty…
Duely noted for future editions of Unlucky John. We might as well categorize these incidents into unluckiness due to bodily functions, cars, large appliances, animals, etc. and then release themed books.
dude… double whammy of filth
:shock:Droped his lunch… Saved his dinner.:wink::smile:…