Fuck yeah, THE HAPPENING!!!

Posted by madex in movies, whateves on May 16th, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

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Dude, I was over M. NIght Shamalongadingdong after SIGNS, but I am back on board for his gruesome new movie. At first the first trailer looked like, “OH, what is going on, oh, whats the twist” but this new trailer is like, “of fuck your dad just got run over by a lawn mower, let me stab your face to make you feel better”.

Watch the RED TAG trailer over at Must watch.

*update*

The film is already getting horrible reviews. This review tears M. Night shamalongadingdong a new asshole.

  • “The Happening” is a terrible, terrible movie. I mean, it’s bad on an epic scale. It’s so bad that I can’t possibly tell you how bad it is without understating the point or making it sound like I’m picking on the film. But let me stress: this is not pent-up Shyamalan aggression or a desire to see him fail. This is bad in a jaw-dropping “they can’t really be serious, can they?” kind of way. If you’re dreading the Shyamalan trademark twist-ending, you can breathe a sigh of relief. There’s no twist whatsoever. But there’s also no ending. I won’t ruin it any further by talking about what’s not there, but prepare to feel very, very cheated and figure out in advance what consultation you can offer when the person next you confusedly asks, “Is that it?”

Last count of M. Nights assholes is 5, he has 5 assholes. Better luck next time shamalamdingdong.

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  1. robonaut said,
    on May 16th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    I’m still in. It would be hard for this to be bad, the trailer looks amazing.

  2. davelip said,
    on May 18th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    As my sister just stated to me when I told her about the film: “Oh I can’t wait. He must really be on a streak cuz everyfilm he comes out with just gets worse and worse.”

  3. bumps (too lazy to sign in) said,
    on May 19th, 2008 at 7:26 am

    taco, i love your sister.
    Wow…just wow. I maintain that the best part of any shyamalamadingdong movie isthe feature on the dvd of a simmilar movie he made as a kid. I saw one once with like an alfie robot with a mask on it that terrorzied a guy on a couch. I hope this one is like that.

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