Guess Who’s Back?

Tonight in Long Beach its hot. I have my doors open enjoying a breeze and trying to cool off. This was rudely interrupted by the smell of my annoying skunk. He’s back and with a vengeance! He finally stopped coming around in the winter, I think he went to the park to hibernate, until tonight… people I’m at my wits end, I can’t take another summer of this smelly animal digging up my yard and spraying his stink everywhere.
If the readers of whateves have any ideas how I can rid my yard of this skunk please please comment with detailed instructions. I will document the process no matter how crazy or elaborate the idea is. My only rule is it must be humane. I don’t want to kill it, just want him to live somewhere else. I need to do this fast before they decide to have babies.
If you would like to read my past pathetic posts on this subject read them here, otherwise I should see a bunch of ideas in the comments field.
