Guess Who’s Back?
Tonight in Long Beach its hot. I have my doors open enjoying a breeze and trying to cool off. This was rudely interrupted by the smell of my annoying skunk. He’s back and with a vengeance! He finally stopped coming around in the winter, I think he went to the park to hibernate, until tonight… people I’m at my wits end, I can’t take another summer of this smelly animal digging up my yard and spraying his stink everywhere.
If the readers of whateves have any ideas how I can rid my yard of this skunk please please comment with detailed instructions. I will document the process no matter how crazy or elaborate the idea is. My only rule is it must be humane. I don’t want to kill it, just want him to live somewhere else. I need to do this fast before they decide to have babies.
If you would like to read my past pathetic posts on this subject read them here, otherwise I should see a bunch of ideas in the comments field.
i heart pepe le pew.
http://anytimeanimalcontrol.com/
Humane animal removal.
Play a loop of dogs barking on a radio outside. It didn’t work on my mocking bird, but maybe it’ll work on him.
invite big rib to live for free under your home and have him paint a “mommy’ scream mask mural on the skunks shower curtain. believe me, nobody wants to put up with that shit.
you should go to loews or home depot as they sell something called “CRITTER RIDDER”. It comes in a blue bottle with a white label. You have to use it once a month, but it works. I would recommend the granular shaker as it seems to work best.
try this stuff out before killing anything.
http://www.critter-repellent.com/skunk/how-to-get-rid-of-skunks.php?source=GoogleAW&gclid=CJPIn7KXuJMCFSY1agod2k4CDA