C.R.A.N.K. MOB: YOUTH GONE WILD

This past saturday night I spent my time on the West Side of Los Angeles, a part of town I rarely go to but ventured to K’s (regular poster on whateves) bike gathering called, C.R.A.N.K. MOB. Oh, what a mob it was. like all good parties there is music, fireworks displays, naked dudes, dude dressed as poop,
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girls sucking lolli pops, trips to the hospital in an ambulance and, oh yeah, BIKES. This ride seemed innocent enough at first when we pulled out of the GIANT ROBOT district off sawtelle in Santa Monica.

But soon, fireworks were blazing (disneyland style) and kids could be heard screaming for blocks. With pit stops at local 711s, dance parties, jump rope, volley ball and break dancing would break out. All a good time, only pushed by cops a few times to leave the 711’s.

I was sad my camera ran out, ’cause we took over the driving courtyard at the Beverly Hills Hilton, where a Prom was taking place. Yelling, vollyball and full fireworks were displayed completly freaking out young prom kids who were already nervous about fucking later on that night. One girl asked patBenatard why were riding and he let her know it was for safe sex, to which she didn’t believe him. I encourage anyone who is looking for a mobile party on bikes to attend the next Mob. Sure, its big and out of control, but thats what you need on a Saturday night.

Word up to the dude who left in the Ambulance, I hope your alright man.
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Thanks for coming, MadEx and patBenatard! Glad you had a good time and didn’t break your collar bones.
i really wish i could have made it… i really need to fix my flat tire. =(
holy crap.