Disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us.

Posted by patBenatard in whateves on May 21st, 2008 @ 11:25 am

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BTW Photograph is not Johnny Deep(It’s the actor of the story, Brandon Pinto)

“I’ll be honest: I didn’t follow all the Disney rules. I played Jack like he was real, and if a woman flirted, I would flirt back. Women loved it. But there were also women who would have too many beers at California Adventure or smuggle in alcohol you could smell on their breath, women who were clearly sloshed.

Here’s a napkin someone wrote on for me: “I will give you a blow job on your break, so sexy! Kim—714-XXX-XXXX.” I would also get offers from women in my ear: “Anything you want, just find me.” I had a girl who had turned 18 the day before. She was with a high school group, and she wrote down her room number at the Downtown Disney hotel. I had a lady hump my leg one day in the park.”

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  1. madex said,
    on May 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    I doubt this happens to the guy at hollywood and highland who dresses like sparrow.
    Cause he smells like a dump yard.

  2. p-iddy said,
    on May 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    hollywood and highland hottie

  3. p-iddy said,
    on May 21st, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    what i MEANT to say was…check out the hollywood and highland hottie
    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=2881059&albumID=455729&imageID=3344545

    and he HARDLY smells like dump yard. he smells like muthaf’knshitgoddamn ASSHOLE.

  4. patBenatard said,
    on May 21st, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    haha! is muthafknshitgoddamn asshole 2 or 6 words?

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