BUMPS: Live Blogging the Mario Kart tournament
9:33 p.m. The game has not started yet but I’m at Mad Ex’s house with he and Leakie Penz playing some practice rounds. I’m not playing the acutal tournament because I suck serious balls at this game. Oh wait, Leakie Penz is really good.
9:35 Apparenly I brought Leakie Penz score with my inferior game play because we forgot to log out of his character. Apologies all around.
9:43 I just checked my facebook messages. Chris Badger just came in, mad ex told him his hair was like a clown wig. He said, “wait…clowns have this hair…” then he left to go get $6 worth of groceries. Chris lives a life I envy. Lives in the garage, plays music hangs out. Leakie Penz is researching Fresh and Easy, he is excited about wheel chair access and single’s portions.
9:45 PATBENETARD just came in with a gym bag. What could be inside?
9:46 Mad Ex and Leakie Penz are squaring off against each other. Mad Ex is winning. I believe this is a practice round. There is concern in the house that Moose wont eat Snausages.
9:49 There is talk of dodge ball.
9:52 I just played another round. I got confused about which character I was. I suck.
9:53 the 7 minute mark has been announced. KT will be joining us on the couch.
9:55 Mad Ex is taking pictures. He had to keep re-taking mine because I looked “special”. Patbenetard and leakie Penz took fine pictures. They didn’t come out “special”.
9:57 Where is everyone else?
9:59 Mad Ex and Leakie Penz are signed in for our couch.
10:01 Derek is signed in so is pete. Wait, Char Char is playing too.
10:03 KT is still not here. The couch will be crowded. Char Char opened his own me and is his own MII
10:04 Leakie’s game is over, his batteries died.
10:05 KT is here! he came on his bike. He knocked something over. Patbenetard is laughing at me. Mad Ex came in 4th, Leakie is in 5th.
10:07 New game. Somebody is calling Madex. Stop calling. Wait, its dancepartyjulie. Nobody tells dancepartyjulie what to do.
10:08 It has been confirmed that 16 people can play at once.
10:09 This couch has inferior skills. Mad Ex and Leakie are 4th and 5th respectively. I’m starting to get bored of live blogging. I will now spend 5 to 10 minutes looking at Wired.com and thinking about John batelle and how he is my hero and I love him.
10:11 Wired has a Brian Eno interview. I love Brian Eno. there is also an article about radioactive scorpion venom saving ted kennedy. This is good news because uncle ted is my not only my very favorite democrat but he is a hero to irish alcoholics all across our great nation.
10:13 Patbenetard just busted me for blogging about Ted Kennedy. Kt is on his Iphone. I am not paying attention to anything mario kart related.
10:15 Now they are playing on the track that looks like the grounds of versailles. Patbenetard is in 4th place. Leakie is in 5th. I have no idea where everyone else is because they aren’t on the couch.
10:17 Christopher won this round. Who is he? He is in arizona according to the WII map
10:18 KT is tired.
10:19 technical things that are not gameplay are happening. Chopstick Sensi is now signed in from Japan. Psmynameisphil is now signed in. Dancepartyjulie is now signed in. Someone named Matty G is signed in.
10:21 tensions on the couch are high. someone allegedly hit something.
10:22 KT is going somewhere with his phone. Where is he going? I can’t leave the couch. My feet don’t touch the floor. Chopstick appears to be playing dirty.
10:23 Patbenetard just drove off a cliff
10:24 he just did it again. This track has castles and lava and indianna jones looking things. there is talk of mii parade’s past.
10:25 Chris badger is back with $6 worth of groceries. I like his hair now because it distracts the eye from being able to see his junk through his pants.
10:27 Kt is learning how to play mario kart. He is already better than I am and its his first game. Hate.
10:28 this is not a documentary filmed in real time.
10:29 KT just said”get out of my beach community you deadbeat!”
10:30 Things are happeneing. Im sleepy. I totally don’t care about this anymore.
10:33 dismay and skepticism has been expressed regarding the Wario Character
10:34 Leakie is in 4th. wait 7th. Much ado is being made about the ability to drift. KT is blogging from his phone. We are sitting 6 inches apart on the couch blogging the exact same thing. 2008 is truly the future. We are living in the future.
10:36 Too sleepy
10:38 I have been chastised for not keeping score.
10:40 Christopher won again.
10:41 Leakie has just announced that “now (he) is going to do some winning”. Badger just came out of the Kitchen with a wooden spoon and did some calisthenics.
10:42 Anne Lee’s mii really looks like anne.
10:44 there are pretzels full of peanut butter on the table. I wish they were full of butter butter. I love butter. 3 people have signed off. Now the race is in a space disco.
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its bumps 11:01 teddy called chris a clown. then he called him ronald mc donald. Then chris got the bunny mask and put it on and went into teddy’s room. He screamed like a girl and called Chris Christina. Now he is only referring to Chris as Mc Donalds. Now Teddy and Leakie are accusing Mcdonalds of wanting a jacket made into a member’s only tank top. Teddy just shreiked “You want a bra with sleves!”
its bumps again Mcdonalds just threatened to put the mask back on
I signed out. My pics are up.
I never played dirty! I can’t help it if I’m buff and have magic powers surrounding my 4th place skillz anymore than Mad Ex can help it if his character gets picked EVERY SINGLE TIME for level choice.:evil:
christophr = christopher-kasey, charlie’s brother.
Thanks for setting up the races, that was a lot of fun. Brent, I can’t believe you took off work to join in. That’s dedication.
for the record chopstick, I was not the decider on your alleged dirty play.
OH, i wonder why the map said he was in arizona. Im glad casey and char char played.
That was fun, I was horrible. I was on vicodin dude to oral surgery. So, there is my excuse.
Till we meet again, now that we all are linked in, I hope many more races happen.
“There is concern in the house that Moose wont eat Snausages.” what dog passes up snausages? that was a huge concern.
I can’t explain poor mooses irrational fear of wind. But it makes him not want snasages. it also makes him pee on himself and lay in the bathtub now.
For the record: I was at home and shouted “Chopstick your a dead man”. I was driving in 1st place when you knocked me in to hot lava. I then spent the next few races trying to get revenge but failed.
How did you get an Egg as your character?
hahahaha, I noticed you around a bit more after a certain point! I guess that was the reason…
Level unlocks, my man! There’s still a bunch more characters I have to get.
It was a good fun time. I can’t wait till next weeks game. Also, Bumps I loved the “play by play” of the night. I feel like I was there with ya’ll.
KT are you getting dry humped in the above pic?
I can’t help but think that christopher aka kasey and me “charc char” beat the stuffing out of you guys. The only person even competitive was derek. But video games have never been you guys strong suit. I want more. Reading Bump’s blog was great. Please let me know when its time to take you guys to school again.
hey bumps,
i read the other day that brian eno and david byrne are working on a new album.
should be in the same vein as 1980’s ‘my life in the bush of ghosts’
(pretty much the invention of trip hop)
except, ya know, 30 years later. gonna be good.
know about it?
ps, i’ve been folliowing the mariokart posts,
and when i get my game back, and add all you fools,
this other christopher and i are gonna team up and beat the balls off you guys.
tschuss!!
I think it was said at my house hold that the Brenaman’s don’t count cause they have nothing but time on their hands. Or was it, get out of my beach community. I forget.
The fact that Char Char had his own MII as a character should show you how far in the game they are.
I sucked, But I can’t wait to play you all again.
The direct quote is “get out of my beach community you deadbeat”
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