This is all I could think of as I watched Bumps eradicate my Mario Kart online score; but you’re still my super hero, you live blogger, you!
your theme song
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Tarasaidthat just shows up in the May issuse of SLAP magazine. She’s completely miss quoted.
She wasn’t making a porno, she was making Naughty Bodies Be Good Vol. 1. Â
Thanks Dylan for finding this, and making the sweet collage.
Go out and buy this magazine, so we can laugh at this in the years to come.
Omygod omygod omygod. After a year of looking for the perfect flat screen tv, then waiting another 5 weeks to decide whether to stay with Dish Network or try Direct TV HD, I come to learn that some of my favorite HD channels on DISH Network are now GONE GONE GONE! The horror! No longer can you watch cheezy awesome Kung Fu Movies from the 60’s to 80’s all day long. No longer can you watch awesomely bad horror movies in HD on Monsters HD. No more HDAlt channel which showed random shit all day long like crazy screen savers that would make you drool if you were dropping acid. ALL IN HD!
Instead Dish Network has replaced those 15 VOOM HD channels with THESE winners:
ABC Family HD: Yeah no.
Biography HD: I wanna see documentary’s on old dead dudes in HD??!?!?!
Comcast Sports Network Bay Area HD: I’m gay, and I live in Los Angeles. I don’t care about San Francisco sports
Comcast Sports Network New England HD: Again, the gay part and the LA thing.
CNBC HD: I have stocks, I don’t need to see what they look like in HD damnit!
Disney HD East: What so I can look at Hannah Montana’s pre-pubsecent vomit fest in HD?!
ESPNews HD: Again, gay here! I don’t care what’s on ESPN, unless its Naked volleyball or Naked anything in HD!
Hallmark Movie Channel HD: Watch movies about fat women being beaten by their drunken husbands? Oh wait that would be Lifetime, which is NOT offered in HD.
Weather Channel HD: Its the fucking weather channel! Why the shit do I care whether the 5 day forecast is in HD??!
World Fishing Network HD: Are you fucking kidding me?!
I haven’t been this upset about tv in a long time, which is probably why I didn’t watch that much tv. Anybody want a plasma tv now?! Not that it will make a difference, but I’ve been told to call and complain, and get lots of others who liked those channels to complain as well. So here’s the number to complain!!
800-333-3474
More info: http://www.multichannel.com/article/CA6560688.html?industryid=47200Â
| May 22, 2008 | ||
| 9:00 pm |
tonight at 9 meet at silver sun liquor. if we get enough people we ride then we play capture the flag let the games begin
This Aussie short film has it all — zombies, bicycles and flaming arrows. What more could you ask for? Definitely one of my favorite zombie films since zombie films were invented.
Its fun when a movie comes along that you want to stay up to 3am watching. Indiana Jones came out last night, and I went with Ktlau, Bumps, Worst Case Kevin and patBenatard down to the Vista in Silverlaket midnight last night to see the new film starring, Harrison “What are you like 80?” Ford. This film was every bit as one dimensional as the first 3 films. Serial action, comedy romps through the jungle. As the film started, when the Lucas Films logo came on, a man yelled from his inner childhood, “DON’T FUCK THIS UP LUCAS!!!!” Which set the tone for the rest of the night. I liked it, it pushed every fun blockbuster button there was. Not one of the bizzillion bullets fired hit anyone, 300 ft water falls were mere water slides and a punch to the face was like walk in the park. The film introduces Mudd Wilson, who for the most part I wish had more lines, near the end of the film he didn’t talk much, I liked him as a wordy tough boy kid he started out as. The film does go way out on a limb and for that its fun, one of the best scenes involves a quiet fake 50’s town that get a visit from an H bomb. Plus, you’ll pee yourself when the true treasure is reveled.
I give it 5 out of 5 madex’s for blockbuster 2008 thrill ride. I laughed, I screamed, I lauged even harder at the end, WTF.
This film will make you feel like the X-files film came early, like 60 years early.
“Does my costume make me look fat?”
We witnessed a super fan on the sidewalk, PatBenatard was brave enough to take a photo with him.
