Cadbury chocolate commercial. Phil Collins, gorillas and chocolate… recipe for awesomeness.

Dylan Sent me this today, saying it reminded him of me. I don’t really know why. Check it out, maybe you can figure out why.
Thanks Dyl.

Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock N Roll

Slowxgun is a very luxurious man. Too bad ladies, and gents, he’s unavailable.

Last night we didn’t get enough riders to have a proper capture the flag game, it was cold and people were tired and working and in Europe, but when we get enough, we will capture that flag. Last night we took a lazy ride down to downtown, jetted over to Olvera street to meet up with Billy. The street was all closed down and smelled like jizz. We then headed over to China town to check out Transmission, which if you show up on your bike you get in free. They soon hated us cause we’re all on bikes and no one had to pay and there was no one else in there. OOPS. We took some pictures on the floor, got a dirty beer, saved people from the pee pee floor rape room upstairs and headed to Mtn. Washington to Footsies and Billy’s House so he could show us his Antique road show Flag with metal tassels.(i forgot to take a picture) After Footsies, we pouneded some Porno Burritos and Potato Tacos. It was goooood.

More pics after the jump.

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A friend of mine recently got fired from the Apple Store in Glendale for uploading photos that customers took with iPhones to his Flickr account. Click the glorious mullet below to see more of Glendale’s finest Apple consumers.

I have a new band with everyones favorite lil buddy Mark Smith. We are a punk band with influences that range from the clash, the jam, the libertines and some non THE titled bands as blitz, cocksparrer and sham 69.

check out the demo on myspace. hope you like it xoxo

www.myspace.com/northerntowns

Basically, the Hood Thong is the best invention of the 2000’s.

A show coming up featuring intense installational and textilation works of Han & Brikauski, Hazel Hill, and Britt Sanders at Show Cave gallery in echo park this Friday,drawings, installations, videos, come out and play!

BEAST HEAT:
HAN & BRIKAUSKI / HAZEL HILL / BRITT SANDERS
Opening reception:
Friday, May 23rd 7 - 11pm
@Show Cave
1218 1/2 Temple Los Angeles 90026

Show runs:
May 23 - June 24, 2008

if you don’t know owen ashworth a.k.a. casio tone for the painfully alone you should. he is gracing our fair city this friday at the echo in echo park so now you have a chance to get to know him. its usually a one man show backed only by the sweet sounds of old casio keyboards. i have seen him play dozens of times and am never disappointed. if you are in LA on friday and looking for something to do come join me at the echo.

Fri, May 23- Los Angeles, CA @ The Echo *

p.s. madex stop being an asshole and quit boycotting the echo and come hang out on friday.