9:34 Good evening ladies and Germs. Im at Madex’s house, I have wine and the liveblogging has begun. On the couch we have Patbenetard, chris badger (mcdonalds if you followed last weeks blog), madex and myself. I hear teddy somewhere in the house.

9:37 Madex is playing a practice round. Chris is eating rice. Patbenetard is making a lamp. Moose the dog is cruising around the house. Madex just got first place in the practice race.

9:38 there is a chatroom. I am in it. Hating on playas. Did I just say that? I did. I’ve been drinking.

9:40 someone is at the door.

9:41 Its KT!!! he has a white box with him. something to eat is inside. I am hungry

9:42 its a sandwich. it looks vegan. I am not interested.

9:44 Worst case Kevin, Matt and Dance party julie are in the chat room

9:45 Someone just said “see, you give them books and they jiz on your face”

9:46 KT needs a raise and a computer. Where did mcdonalds go?

9:47 Talk on the couch is about 8 year olds breast feeding. There is a video of a cat playing in the chat window. The cat is disgusting and needs a bath.

9:50 Madex won another pratice round. I had more wine. SIMON’s here!!!

9:51 he brought his hedous yet loveable dog. it just sneezed in my face.

9:53 now moose tried to get up in my business

9:54 People are signing on. KT is watching vidoes of cats talking. I am drinking.

9:55 the fucking cat sounds like the midget from twin peaks. the gum that you like will come back in style

9:56 Kt has reported that Jett and Eli are good. Madex said Jetts mii looks like a molester.

9:59 We are watching old people dance on youtube. there is no hope for the future.

10:00 Patnbentard lost his glasses. A foreigner of indeterminate foreignness just walked through the house on a cell phone.

10:00 Teddy has entered the live blogging.

10:02 teddy just asked if anyone cute was in the chat.

10:03 The race is starting. there is a delay in the game. No one is satisfied with their character.

10:04 Madex just said they will play everynight. Teddy expressed concern. Video games make his penis soft.

10:05 I want a pizza

10:06 The couch are unanimously complaining about thier characters except kevin who also isn’t playing. I would like some of his vegan sandwich now but it is eaten already.

10:07 I am already sleepy. Simon is back. He has another bottle of wine. I love that about simon. He always has bacon and wine. Phil won, brent came in second, kevin is 3rd.

10:08 There is a plot hatching regarding phils car

10:09 there are less complaints about this course.

10:10 there is confusion about adding people. I think my sweater is too tight. not in the hot way though, in the “i had a lunch meeting at the cheesecake factory today and couldn’t stop eating salad dressing” way. I wonder if teddy is silently judging me for it.

10:11 I have to pee but I don’t want to abandon the blogging.

10:12 patbenetard was in 1st and is now in seventh. he is blaming his wiimote. teddy is going to buy wine at vons. I want a vons cupcake. benetard wants pudding pops

10:14 I have had a lot of wine. Im also more emotional than normal.

10:15 patbenetard is getting worked up. vagaina girl just showed up in the game.

10:16 This couch has too many loosers. I cant have anymore wine. There are too many phones in this room.

10:17 madex’s mii voice sounds like a gay cruise director. Phil, brent and julie are in first through 3rd place respectively.

10:18 I have to pee. Ill be back.

10:20 Im back.

10:21 stuff is happening but 21 minutes into the game and Im already bored. Patbenetard is too.

10:25 a new room is being made.

10:26 fuck. I want a pizza and a cupcake. and I am sad. I think its the wine.

10:27 there is talk of wineglasses being broken. high5s have been given. Patbenetard seems unhappy with the track.

10:30 pabenetard is being electrocuted by a cloud. Phil, kevin and jen have first through 3rd.

10:31 chopstick sensei is getting cranky in the chat room.

10:33 madex just said he shouldnt be drinking and driving but was referring to this sad, sad game.

10:36 This track is causing angst. Madex just got upset about “matt and his devil wife” worst case kevin is winning

10:37 goddmit kt stop posting emoticons

10:39 KT just described someone has having beeping tourretts

10:41 Patbenetard is having a seizure. Teddy just brought tons of icecream

10:44 “this highway is littered full of garbage” madex

10:46 i am taking an icecream break. I dont even like icecream. eating icecream is what happens when your vagina tells your brain what to do

10:51 patbenetard thiought he was racist because he hates mario

10:53 ” now that im playing with the character i know, i know i suck” - madex

10:56 ” who is this devil wife, why is she so good? does she have a job?” madeex
Kt just said “is she a looser? does she need to get out of my beach community

10:58 I just finnished my icecream. it was a vanilla drumstick. I licked the wrapper

10:59 Stuff is happeneing in the game, but i dont care. An hour is about 45 minutes longer than my attention span.

11:00 silence of the lambs are being quoted. its early in the night for that. the couch is evil and merciless.

11:01 oh man, slumberparty giggles are happening and that folks is why I am outside of my house on a wednesday night at 11 pm

11:04 char char has entered the race. he needs to get out of kts beach community.

11:06 I have lost all interest in this.

11:09 “julie is one competitive girl” - madex
“all right jet, you’re not going to date rape me” - madex

11:10 there is talk of beer douche

11:11 make a wish its a lucky time.