I just love this pic and thought it would be more pleasant to picture while reading the story.
I have no idea how this is news. But I think what I love most about this story is the confusion.

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Miss Bumps, If you vagina ran away because of Yoda / Starwars then what does it do after this video?

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I don’t have any interest in reviewing movies after I see them. I like to wait it out.

In the interest of full disclosure, I get stupid excited for anything Indiana Jones related. ANYTHING. Even the chiropractically frowned upon ride at Disneyland. While a generation of man babies were creaming their osh kosh over Star Wars, I was in my back yard playing temple of doom. All I wanted out of my short little life was to adeptly weild a whip and wear a cool hat. I still like hats actually and am not too bad with a whip. I digress.
I was worried about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Real worried. Not just because Lucas royally fucks up anything he touches, but becuase speilberg of late, does as well. When I read that Speilberg had allegedly told reporters that he wouldn’t let Lucas “Jar Jar it up” I breathed a sigh of relief. Everyone, it seemed was on the right page. WRONG. Alright, I’m not going to lie, I loved this movie like a fat kid loves cake. The action was awesome. The fight scenes were inspired. The villian was my hero. Shia Lebouf was hillarious. The love interest was age appropriate (and for that I say thank you from the bottom of my heart. What a fucking breath of fresh air. Beautiful, in her 50s and a good solid role model. Fuck, thank you thank you thank you for giving that to kids (Also Im old and want everyone else to be old too). Everything was going GREAT. Until the end. When it turned into A.I. What I assumed happened here is that drunk on the power of the entire fan planet watching Lucas and waiting for him to fuck up, Spielberg ran in and couldn’t help himself from throwing in…****Spoiler alert if you don’t want to know stop reading now!**** flying saucers. Really really shitty flying saucers and roger from american dad. You think I’m kidding. Go right now. If you live in LA see it at the Vista. And then prepare to put your head in your hands exhausted from trying to figure out why in the holy hell ANYONE would insert a CGI flying saucer into an Indiana Jones movie. Really, the same ending could have been done VERY well without the stupid saucer or the shitty aliens. Can we get someone from the fucking Jim Henson Creature shop to call these guys up and explain to them why CGI looks so goddamn stupid and why a quick call to borrow some fucking muppets could have saved the entire ending? Serriously, the spaceship from muppets in space was more convincing…and possibly full of chocolates.
That said, I love old Harrison Ford. I love that much was made of his aging. Like, every chance they got.
two thumbs up for not completely ruining the franchise.