Prom Night Dumpster Babies make the LA TIMES

Posted by madex in whateves on June 13th, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

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My Dodgeball team on the Up High Down Low Dodgeball League is featured in the Los Angeles Times. Check it out.

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Cash 4 Gold!!!!

Posted by therealsimon in whateves on June 13th, 2008 @ 8:56 am

This commercial is my new favorite thing on television….it truly is a work of genius…Saturday Night Live wishes they create something this funny.

Here’s how Cash 4 Gold works.
1. Fill the envelope they send you with your unwanted or broken gold, silver or platinum jewelry.
2. Mail it to their processing center.
3. Sit back and relax. Within 24 hours they will turn your Gold into Cash!

Yes folks it’s that easy! It’s a safe, reliable transaction with satisfaction guaranteed!

Still not sure you want to get rid of your unwanted gold 4 cash? Well then take a listen to their previous satisfied customers…like the old bag on a golf course in Florida who exclaims, “I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money.” Or the pill popping New Jersey housewife who drones on, “I sent in my diamond wedding band from my first marriage and got money the very next day!”

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So I bought some “gold jewelry” from a gumball machine and sent it in…we’ll see how much cash I get 4 my gold!