Cash 4 Gold!!!!
This commercial is my new favorite thing on television….it truly is a work of genius…Saturday Night Live wishes they create something this funny.
Here’s how Cash 4 Gold works.
1. Fill the envelope they send you with your unwanted or broken gold, silver or platinum jewelry.
2. Mail it to their processing center.
3. Sit back and relax. Within 24 hours they will turn your Gold into Cash!
Yes folks it’s that easy! It’s a safe, reliable transaction with satisfaction guaranteed!
Still not sure you want to get rid of your unwanted gold 4 cash? Well then take a listen to their previous satisfied customers…like the old bag on a golf course in Florida who exclaims, “I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money.” Or the pill popping New Jersey housewife who drones on, “I sent in my diamond wedding band from my first marriage and got money the very next day!”
So I bought some “gold jewelry” from a gumball machine and sent it in…we’ll see how much cash I get 4 my gold!
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ahahaha please please please tell me you really did that. I love you simon. you are my hero
I applaud you for using the phrase “Old Bag”. In fact, the wife and I last night were discussing if, when we’re older, I will call her an “Old Bag”. I said “Yes, I will tell the younger hot wife that I used to be married to some Old Bag…” And then we’ll laugh wildly and then Sven, my yacht’s captain will adjust the main sheet and we will head straight towards Catalina… off into the sunset. Like a post card.
anyone else notice the host’s striking resemblance to larry h. parker? hmm.. makes you think.
bet the ” !222-2222 acidentes! “guy has taken all of larry’s business
Don’t do it!!!! I would like to say that I submitted my return kit for Cash4gold and was horribly disappointed. The process was by no means quick. It took 15 days before my money was ever posted to my account. I never received any sort of notification that my package was received, or an estimate as to the value of my belongings. I mailed nearly $800.00 worth of gold and silver and got $19.00 back. I was furious!!! Now, 3 days later I have been calling non-stop and mysteriously can’t get through. I am disappointed and feel that I have been ripped off with absolutely no recourse. I would’ve been better off taking my valuables to a pawn shop.
Amanda