The Hunk & Iron Man = Avengers Movie Coming Soon, Some Summer in the Future.
I don’t own air conditioning and I was trapped in my hot house today so I decided to pay my 4 dollars at the legendary Vista theater for some nice cold air and some summer block buster explosions. While this isn’t a movie review, I will say Hulk was a lot better then that last poop sandwich Ang Lee oddly made, and it was just as entertaining as Iron Man. Only not as comical, snappy or playboyish. It was more like the Incredible Bourne Hulk Rampage cry baby pants. One bit comic book, one bit wanted man and two bits Rampage unleashed on New York, oh yeah and a bucket of tears.
Thus said, anyone who saw the end of Iron Man after the credits will know that Sam L Jackson showed up, and let me just tell you, something like that happens in HULK too.
They spent over 4 hours this summer showing us two very different super heros, both not your average hero type, but non the less, heroic. Which I know that an inevitable Avengers film is likely to be on its way due to cross over cameos, but I’d would like to see Playboy Iron man sit in a room with cry baby Bruce Banner. What the hell would they have to say to each other?
Bruce Banner, “I sit when I pee and I cry when I fart, People don’t like me when I’m angry”
Anthony Stark, “I know a girl that will sit on your face”
I can’t wait.
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you know, i have had more “what super hero would win in a fight” conversations than I care to recall but this is by far my favorite. Alegedly there will be no marvel movies in 2009 and then in 2010 we’re going to get kicked in the face with them including an avengers movie. I love sam jackson becuase who the fuck knows whether hes laughing with us or at us?