Live, from the car wash.
I love taking my car to get it washed. I love my car, and if it wasn’t for the fact that we can’t wash our cars here ourselves (drought) I would be doing it my own self. The bigger thing is I love going to the car wash to get re-acclimated to the stereotypes within my area. They have wifi, and I am bored, so I may as well blog what’s going on here…
Right now, we got:
- Early 30’s young professional/soccer mom. She’s gotta giant 4 runner with pro-religious stickers on it and a bike rack. Points for the bike rack, points taken off for the giant war wagon she never seems to use (it came in clean).
- There’s creepy older guy. Single, wearing all black, and the outfit is some qusi-workout gear. He’s got (surprise!) a Cadillac wagon/suv thing. Gross metallic blue with bright chrome wheels.
- Boring White Woman is sitting outside. She has a Ford Ranger truck. Its ugly. She’s ugly.
- Some unfortunate fool owns a Mitsubishi Eclipse convertable. That’s outside, and it has a fuzzball on its antenna. WHite woman is leaving. She has a snake tattoo on her right ankle. She was also smoking a cig that she just left buring in the trash can. Now its on fire.
- There’s some kinda young dumpy kid wondering around out front. He’s got a nice looking 300z. I am certain that he got that for graduation a week ago. At least he’s taking care of it.
- Across the lobby is some jackass business man that has a navy blue Jaguar S-Type Convertable (Xks?). He’s got the corporate white guy haircut and is wearing khakis and looking at the web. He’s looking a power drills and fishing equipment.
- Old guy in blue shorts, white calf high socks and black shoes just strolled in. He’s gotta white Toyota Corolla 4 Door. His car looks like a bomb exploded in it and is filled with Wendy’s cups and wrappers.
- Semi cute Latina girl just walked in, with bright red hair, she looks tired and pissed.
- Soccer is on the tv. Phil would be happy.
- I swear, this is like the better than the mall for watching weirdos. Dumpy guy just came back in with really bad sunglasses on, and a pink baseball cap.
- Some pompous asshole has a rare little black Civic Si with vanity plates. Oh shit, that’s mine.
- It seems that the business guy’s car is done, and he’s just sitting here now. I hope they throw him out. Either that or he’s waiting for his mistress to call him so he can go over and have hot taudy sex with her, who I am certain is a real estate agent.
- They’re cleaning out my entire trunk. They’re taking out all the ephemra and cleaning the little bin that goes in the hatch. I haven’t even done that for about 6 months.
- A bus just drove past with an GIANT ad on it for DecorativePatios.com. Hideous website. Hideous Bus Sign.
- Next to the car was is the “Tolbert Yilmaz School of Dance” The sign is dusty rose with purple and aqua type. I am sure that the interior matches. Who names their kid Tolbert.
- Big dude with a big 2 door Mercedes just strolled in. He looks decent. Moving along…
- Now there’s about 4 trucks getting washed. All with latino owners. They’re all giant. They are like the IE trucks, but without the flat brimmed baseball caps and the black calf socks.
- Mine’s done. Over and out.
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” She has a snake tattoo on her right ankle. She was also smoking a cig that she just left buring in the trash can. Now its on fire.” ahahhahaha ahahahahaha
“Next to the car was is the “Tolbert Yilmaz School of Dance†The sign is dusty rose with purple and aqua type. I am sure that the interior matches. Who names their kid Tolbert.” - in the town I grew up in the local dance teacher’s name was tita or teta. I am unsure of the spelling. weird names beget weirder dance instructors. In 1987 she fired me from a production of the wizard of oz. I was a munchkin. My offense? I couldn’t turn left.
this entry is GOLD!
my friends and i love champion watching too.
when someone has a delightfully uncomfortable appearance
or way of just being alive, they are reffered to as “life champion’s”
cuz they’re clearly winners in the game of life.
also called gems.
in this case tho, we’re spelunking
and the gems get names- like “flawless saphire”
he was my favorite this weekend.
This is great… Its like Bumps live blog but in real life. Can post “Champions Watching” with pictures next?