So You Think You Can (host a) Dance (show)
One of my favorite television shows is; So You Think You Can Dance. I’ve watched it from the first season. For the same reason I like Project Runway, I like to see the creative process. Never a fan of American Idol, that is more like karaoke. But, when it comes to the host, Cat Deeley, I have a huge problem. Besides her serial fashion mishaps her face makes me fast forward. I don’t get her appeal. Psmynameisphil thinks she is hot, but I beg to differ. She is just a mess. I don’t know why I am taking the time to write about how her face looks like Ms Potato head with all the wrong parts, but I had to say something.
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Madex, don’t ruin her for the rest of us. Some of us still like girls.
queerly you’re not referring to Cat as a girl.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH oh man. I think she looks like a koala bear
Dude, she may have a vagina, I just hope its more symmetrical then her face.
Wow. I am torn on this one. For the most part, I am with Phil. She’s cute. But at the same time, her nose is crooked, and I cannot deal with that. I once dated a girl for a long time, and she had a big nose… She was a bit of a tomboy and used to love to throw the football/baseball around. There more than one occasion where I purposely tried to bean her in the nose in order to break it, and then have a girlfriend with a smaller nose.
I got really close one night playing tennis. I drilled her with a serve right in the cheek. Her sister’s wedding was the next day and she had tons of makeup on to cover up a really nasty bruise. I think she also told people that I beat her, which is fine, because she ended up moving to NYC and got into the S&M scene. I would imagine she has a new nose now, because somehow she got hit in the face with a bowling ball, while she’s blowing a professor of Russian Lit from Columbia Univ. and a midget is ramming a bowling pin up his ass and videotaping the entire event. Because that’s what I think happens at an S&M Club.
I think you need to comment more often. that was awesome. I heard that if you break your nose, it stops growing, which is a good thing, because old people have scary noses and ears they are the only things on the body that don’t stop growing.
ummmm not nice.
all right, i’ve never watched that show since i don’t watch anything that’s not deadwood or on hulu, but i object to that bitch on hairstyle alone. is this 1968? did loretta lynn get a classy dye job? anyone who thinks she’s cute probably wants to fuck their mom. also, where the shit are her lips? i hate white people.