Bumps, Our Dreams Have Come True

This is all I have ever wanted. Hot, damaged goods.
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holy crap. the world has officially gone too far.
hallelujia, I feel that seeing this is the godhead of our friendship.
Man and then they go and dress them up in those godawful dresses… It’s like the special Olympics for the shallow.
I was just wondering where my life has gone wrong. then I read your post addressed to me and realized it said “all we have ever wanted, hot damaged goods” and in an instant I saw every bad choice I have ever/will ever make.