Critical Thinking is a Gas

Posted by braille in White People Problems, whateves on June 24th, 2008 @ 8:51 am

So yeah… Gas prices suck… It’s nuts! But there’s a silver lining depending on how you look at it.

Just read this… Consider:

Consider the world of good that would come of pricing crude oil and gasoline at levels that would strain our finances as much as they’re straining international relations and the planet’s long-term health:

1. RIP for the internal-combustion engine
They may contain computer chips, but the power source for today’s cars is little different than that which drove the first Model T 100 years ago. That we’re still harnessed to this antiquated technology is testament to Big Oil’s influence in Washington and success in squelching advances in fuel efficiency and alternative energy.
Given our achievement in getting a giant mainframe’s computing power into a handheld device in just a few decades, we should be able to do likewise with these dirty, little rolling power plants that served us well but are overdue for the scrap heap of history.

2. Economic stimulus
Necessity being the mother of invention, $8 gas would trigger all manner of investment sure to lead to groundbreaking advances. Job creation wouldn’t be limited to research labs; it would rapidly spill over into lucrative manufacturing jobs that could help restore America’s industrial base and make us a world leader in a critical realm.
The most groundbreaking discoveries might still be 25 or more years off, but we won’t see massive public and corporate funding of research initiatives until escalating oil costs threaten our national security and global stability — a time that’s fast approaching.

3. Wither the Middle East’s clout
This region that’s contributed little to modern civilization exercises inordinate sway over the world because of its one significant contribution — crude extraction. Aside from ensuring Israel’s security, the U.S. would have virtually no strategic or business interest in this volatile, desolate region were it not for oil — and its radical element wouldn’t be able to demonize us as the exploiters of its people.
In the near term, breaking our dependence on Middle Eastern oil may well require the acceptance of drilling in the Alaskan wilderness — with the understanding that costly environmental protections could easily be built into the price of $8 gas.

4. Deflating oil potentates
On a similar note, Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez and Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recently gained a platform on the world stage because of their nations’ sudden oil wealth. Without it, they would face the difficult task of building fair and just economies and societies on some other basis.
How far would their message resonate — and how long would they even stay in power — if they were unable to buy off the temporary allegiance of their people with vast oil revenues?

5. Mass-transit development
Anyone accustomed to taking mass transit to work knows the joy of a car-free commute. Yet there have been few major additions or improvements to our mass-transit systems in the last 30 years because cheap gas kept us in our cars.
Confronted with $8 gas, millions of Americans would board buses, trains, ferries and bicycles and minimize the pollution, congestion and anxiety spawned by rush-hour traffic jams. More convenient routes and scheduling would accomplish that

6. An antidote to sprawl
The recent housing boom sparked further development of antiseptic, strip-mall communities in distant outlying areas. Making 100-mile-plus roundtrip commutes costlier will spur construction of more space-efficient housing closer to city centers, including cluster developments to accommodate the millions of baby boomers who will no longer need their big empty-nest suburban homes.
Sure, there’s plenty of land left to develop across our fruited plains, but building more housing around city and town centers will enhance the sense of community lacking in cookie-cutter developments slapped up in the hinterlands.

7. Restoration of financial discipline
Far too many Americans live beyond their means and nowhere is that more apparent than with our car payments. Enabled by eager lenders, many middle-income families carry two monthly payments of $400 or more on $20,000-plus vehicles that consume upwards of $15,000 of their annual take-home pay factoring in insurance, maintenance and gas.
The sting of forking over $100 per fill-up would force all of us to look hard at how much of our precious income we blow on a transport vehicle that sits idle most of the time, and spur demand for the less-costly and more fuel-efficient small sedans and hatchbacks that Europeans have been driving for decades.

8. Easing global tensions
Unfortunately, we human beings aren’t so far evolved that we won’t resort to annihilating each other over energy resources. The existence of weapons of mass destruction aside, the present Iraq War could be the first of many sparked by competition for oil supplies.
Steep prices will not only chill demand in the U.S., they will more importantly slow China and India’s headlong rush to make the same mistakes we did in rapidly industrializing — like selling $2,500 Tata cars to countless millions of Indians with little concern for the environmental consequences. If we succeed in developing viable energy alternatives, they could be a key export in helping us improve our balance of trade with consumer-goods producers.

Additional considerations
Weaning ourselves off crude will hopefully be the crowning achievement that marks the progress of humankind in the 21st Century. With it may come development of oil-free products to replace the chemicals, pharmaceuticals, plastics, fertilizers and pesticides that now consume 16% of the world’s crude-oil output and are likely culprits in fast-rising cancer rates.
By its very definition, oil is crude. It’s time we develop more refined energy sources and that will not happen without a cost-driven shift in demand.

R.I.P – George Carlin Dead at 71

Posted by madex in whateves on June 23rd, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

I will forever miss his rants.

NYC, iPhones and fixies are better than my old LA lifestyle, Blackberries, and Audi A6’s, maybe even suburbs, Wal-Mart, and foreign cars.

Posted by smoovebert in rant, whateves on June 23rd, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

Hey, guess what, I’m alive!

I last posted from Sydney, where I was noticeably quiet about HOW AWESOME IT WAS because, well… it wasn’t. There were a lot of great things about Sydney mind you (especially the food), but it has about as much cultural sophistication as San Diego. I went back to LA, where I couldn’t stand celebrity culture, urban sprawl, and craptastic traffic, packed up my shit, sold my car, and moved to NYC, where we resume our hero’s “my city is better than yours” story.

On Saturday, some kid made off with my iPhone at the Brooklyn Banks, which is as best as I can describe it, one of the last, great original skate (and bmx) spots. At best guess, there were about oh… a MILLION little urban grom kids there that day, on all manner of ratty skateboards, department-store bmx bikes, the shoes of shame (fruitboots), and the lowest on the EXTREEEEME sports totem pole, the razor scooter crowd.  To make a long story short, I was shredding the gnar, and the damn thing fell out of my pocket without me noticing–some lady came up to me and said: “Check your pockets, something fell out–I hope it wasn’t important, one of those kids ran off with it.”, pointing in the general direction of about oh… a half a million little twats, none of which would never ever just hand over an iPhone they just found.
So, that blows, right? NYC 1, Smoovebert 0 continue reading this story —>

Sigh, Never A Dull Moment part 2

Posted by psmynameisphil in rant, whateves on June 21st, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

cone head klaus
To catch up on the first post read Never A Dull Moment Part 1

So this past Friday was the test. My wife and I both had to work and we can’t brings dogs into our offices (well I can sneak him in the side door, but its “against office policy”). OK back to the test… so the big test was leaving Klaus at home with the cast. He stays at home or with a friend everyday during the week. But since his hurt foot he can’t play so he has to stay home alone.

Well on Friday I came home for lunch and checked on the little guy. When I walked in our yard he was walking around and VERY happy to see me. Then I noticed… HE CHEWED HIS CAST OFF. He didn’t seem to be hurt and after taking him back to the vet to get his leg re-casted put my mind at ease. He didn’t re-injure himself.

So as you can see from the picture above… Klaus now wears a cone when he stays at home alone. I bet he gets better service then Dish Network.

It’s HOT

Posted by psmynameisphil in rant, whateves on June 21st, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

its hot

This is the current temperature in Long Beach… It’s also the current temperature of the inside of my house. I’m sure it’s hot or even hotter in other cities but for me, its unbearable.

So, now this is how I’m staying cool. I have a portable air conditioner unit from Home Depot that I can move from room to room (don’t judge, I also have patio misters). This thing is rad, it has an exhaust pipe that you put out your window and it works really well.

AC unit
This is not the exact model but you get the idea.

This unit works best after the sun goes down or at night (this way its not fighting the daytime heat from the blazing sun). I roll it into the bedroom and put it on timer mode. This way by the time I’m asleep and dreaming about Ice Cream the timer kicks in and turns it self off.

However the best way to stay cool during the day is to get on your bike and ride. Doesn’t matter where, pick a spot and go.

Juggalo Funeral and the rest of the story

Posted by slowXgun in whateves on June 20th, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

woop woop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA

Live, from the car wash.

Posted by sladehayes in White People Problems, rant, whateves on June 20th, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

car wash
I love taking my car to get it washed. I love my car, and if it wasn’t for the fact that we can’t wash our cars here ourselves (drought) I would be doing it my own self. The bigger thing is I love going to the car wash to get re-acclimated to the stereotypes within my area. They have wifi, and I am bored, so I may as well blog what’s going on here…

continue reading this story —>

Delicious Alert – Blue Corn and Chilie Lime Crackers.

Posted by madex in Delicious Alert, something i ate, whateves on June 20th, 2008 @ 9:48 am

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If your not hip to Fresh & Easy yet, you need to be. The place is the most well planned out grocery shopping experience. They got all types of things to satisfy the single people and small family’s alike. Their store brand products are pretty good, but hot damn, I picked up some Blue Corn and Chili Lime Crackers for a camping trip I’m going on, and I really wanted to taste ‘em and now they are gone. They are so good. The saltyness from a ritz cracker, the excitement of blue corn in your snack food and the fire from a Mexican hooker. They are really good, check ‘em out when you visit your local Fresh & Easy.

Atari the movie, Starring Leo Dicraprio?

Posted by madex in movies, whateves on June 19th, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

I guess he is (rumored)  to play the infamous Nolan Bushnell.

While Hollywood has been churning out total shit these past years, this looks like it could be good, at least geektastic material. Only, I’m not to much a fan of Leo.

Your thoughts?

IMDB

The Hunk & Iron Man = Avengers Movie Coming Soon, Some Summer in the Future.

Posted by madex in entertainment, movies, whateves on June 19th, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

I don’t own air conditioning and I was trapped in my hot house today so I decided to pay my 4 dollars at the legendary Vista theater for some nice cold air and some summer block buster explosions. While this isn’t a movie review, I will say Hulk was a lot better then that last poop sandwich Ang Lee oddly made, and it was just as entertaining as Iron Man. Only not as comical, snappy or playboyish. It was more like the Incredible Bourne Hulk Rampage cry baby pants. One bit comic book, one bit wanted man and two bits Rampage unleashed on New York, oh yeah and a bucket of tears.

Thus said, anyone who saw the end of Iron Man after the credits will know that Sam L Jackson showed up, and let me just tell you, something like that happens in HULK too.

They spent over 4 hours this summer showing us two very different super heros, both not your average hero type, but non the less, heroic. Which I know that an inevitable Avengers film is likely to be on its way due to cross over cameos, but I’d would like to see Playboy Iron man sit in a room with cry baby Bruce Banner. What the hell would they have to say to each other?

Bruce Banner, “I sit when I pee and I cry when I fart, People don’t like me when I’m angry”
Anthony Stark, “I know a girl that will sit on your face”

I can’t wait.

WHEREEVES PASADENA COASTER BIKE RIDE

Posted by madex in Whereeves Bike Ride, events, whateves on June 19th, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
June 19, 2008
9:00 pm

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This Thursday Whereeves is going to take it easy, real easy. We plan on cruising downtown and catching the Yellow Line UP to Pasadena and then coasting back DOWN to Silverlake taking the scenic historic Colorado Blvd.

See you at 9pm sharp in Silverlake at silversun liquor.

Map

Everyone is welcome to come.

Whateves Mario Kart Race is dead, RIP.

Posted by madex in Wii, whateves on June 18th, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

Erin and I waited, and no one came to the party.

Oui OUi!

Posted by bumps in whateves on June 18th, 2008 @ 10:52 am

I’m getting on a plane for paris right now suckers!!!!

If anyone has any recommendations of anything thats going on in the city this week, please let me know at askabumps@gmail.com.

trillemma, if you are by any chance reading this, email me and then grab a hover craft and come hang out.

The New Los Angeles Trend, Hopefully.

Posted by madex in technology, whateves on June 18th, 2008 @ 10:25 am

Welcome to the Thunderdome.

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With rising gas prices LA has to come to terms with how much it costs to get from Silverlake to the Westside. I don’t even commute far and I put down over 80 bucks a week on gas. When employed I ride my bike downtown, which is good, but I can end up being a sweaty mess. Tara said last night that she thinks scooters are going to be the new trend, following right behind bikes. Which, I say, “Good, the more cars off the road the better.” If people start commuting smarter, it might just get things to change in Los Angeles, think how nice it would be to have better subways, skyways, and open lanes for scooter riding. The smart car for 2 is a good start, but still too expensive. I think the scooter is a good alternative for city living, as long as don’t take your ass on the freeway. As dangerous if not safer then riding a bike on city streets, you can go with traffic as apposed to trusting drunk los angeles drivers from hitting you from behind. Ktlau this post was for you.
I have my eye on you Ruckas

Dig It…Mr. Brainwash Show Tomorrow

Posted by therealsimon in whateves on June 17th, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

I’ve been diggin’ Mr. Brainwash’s stuff for awhile. Tomorrow is his show with over 200 of his pieces. I’m goin’ fo sho and the first 200 recieve a hand finished limited edition print, it’s of Elvis holding a Fisher Price Machine Gun, I so need that!

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