Bird erotica?
Terrence Tittingfield is the proud founder of Erotic Falconry Hailing from Wisconsin, Terrence claims that there are people in this world called “orniphiles”. I have yet to find a definition for that word but let’s assume it means horny for birds. He also states that “their little “perversion†would soon become a tri-statewide movement”. Let’s break that down. First of all their little perversion is to fuck birds. I don’t understand how this is even possible, it’s a BIRD how do you do that?? I digress, secondly what 3 states are part of this “movement”? He never actually tells you in his statement in the “About” section. Thirdly he said it would SOON become a tri-statewide movement. IT HASN”T EVEN HAPPENED YET AND HE’S ALREADY TAKING CREDIT. Terrence goes on to name drop by claiming the mega super stars, Robert Loggia, Carrie Strug, Liam Neeson and Ted Pennington “are showing their talon marks!” The brilliant closer to this rant reads “If we can moisten a few more panties or instigate a couple more boners we can get the raptor-love movement to really take flight. (Pun gloriously intended.) These are OUR images. These are OUR feelings. This is OUR moment.”
wow. I don’t really know what else to say…..(Thanks Jo)
