So, If you know me, you know my va-jay-jay has troubs. The following is an account of what sometimes happens when your va-jay-jay is as oprah says, “painin”.

[10:45] bumpsasarusrex: dude
[10:45] bumpsasarusrex: i have a story for you
[10:46] bumpsasarusrex: that has nothing to do with dudes btw
[10:46] m0nstereye: let it rip
[10:46] bumpsasarusrex: alright so yesterday I go to the vag-a-jay doctor to
[10:46] bumpsasarusrex: find out whats up with my jay-jay
[10:46] bumpsasarusrex: cuz its in troubs
[10:46] bumpsasarusrex: so
[10:46] bumpsasarusrex: the following things happen while im there:

[10:46] bumpsasarusrex: #1 my new gyno hates the gays which made me extremely uncomfortable
[10:47] bumpsasarusrex: since this shouldn’t be the first topic of conversation
[10:47] bumpsasarusrex: when someone is staring into your gine
[10:47] bumpsasarusrex: #2 I kept my boots on becuase im lazy and the nurse and the doctor (again while kickin it in my gine) sang the apple bottom jeans boot with the fur song
[10:48] bumpsasarusrex: except the gyno was saying bell bottom jeans and then the nurse would make fun of him
[10:48] bumpsasarusrex: THEN
[10:48] bumpsasarusrex: I go for blood work and im in the blood chair
[10:49] bumpsasarusrex: and I look up and see this like computer printout of a rediculously long internet joke about asking god to send you a good mexican man
[10:49] bumpsasarusrex: so the lady takes like all of my blood
[10:49] m0nstereye: this is wonderful
[10:49] m0nstereye: you need to whateves this
[10:49] bumpsasarusrex: and i held my breath becuase
[10:49] bumpsasarusrex: i will
[10:50] bumpsasarusrex: I wasn’t even thinking about it and she took 4 blood thingies
[10:50] bumpsasarusrex: and i passed out after giving her like 10 warning i was going to
[10:50] bumpsasarusrex: and then she got mad and made me lay on the floor and gave me “cold juice”
[10:50] m0nstereye: cold juice
[10:50] m0nstereye: hahaa
[10:50] bumpsasarusrex: which was a capri sun (im sorry that does not qualify as cold juice)
[10:50] m0nstereye: hahaha
[10:50] bumpsasarusrex: and then i looked up
[10:51] bumpsasarusrex: at like where my blood vials were kicking it
[10:51] bumpsasarusrex: and there was a half eaten burrito like laying right next to my blood
[10:51] bumpsasarusrex: then becuase my stupid arm would not stop bleeding
[10:51] m0nstereye: stay out the free clinic
[10:51] bumpsasarusrex: they wrapped
[10:51] bumpsasarusrex: no this was a nice rich orange county house wife [place
[10:51] bumpsasarusrex: i was shocked
[10:52] bumpsasarusrex: anyway
[10:52] bumpsasarusrex: they wrapped my arm up in this crazy thing that had advertising for gardasil all over it
[10:52] bumpsasarusrex: so then I couldn’t even go anywhere after becuase
[10:52] m0nstereye: ahahhah
[10:52] bumpsasarusrex: my arm was advertising the hpv vaccine
[10:52] m0nstereye: this is the best outting ever
[10:52] bumpsasarusrex: yeah it kind of ruled