I work in Downtown LA. The food down here is boring to say the least. I eat at Weilands Brewery, because they have garlic fries, and the epic Salads 2000, but there is a new Kid on the block, EL Coche. Now I do love me a themed eatery, I guess that is why I can’t stop going to Salads 2000. Where in the future, you get a shit load of salad for 4 dollars, and enough Ice Tea to fill the LA river. So now that Los Angeles Taco Trucks are curbed, they are now parking shopping malls.

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Whiskey bottles in mom truck’s bed. Margaritas at the beer garden. Bumps bumping a dude that looked like Brian Setzer. Seeing the most amazing painting of wolf on back of jacket of old dude abducting a boy. Photos of WCKevin and various animal anuses. Smells a plenty. Asking people in line for the Mighty Mighty Bossatones if they were in line for the Pig Races. Yelling expletives at the pigs in pig races and super gay southern young MC ringmastering the races. Feeling sorry for the pigs  named after foods they may someday become. Running in to Tyler from Classix. Riding “Dirty Tarp”.  DIRTY TARP RIDE! Sliding down Euroslide.com. Searching for Art Pavillion. Ended up in “cause pavilion.” Getting information of square dancing lessons. Photos in various stick your head through the hole photo ops. Bumps stuck in a fireman uniform. Brick of curly fries from Juicy’s with bubbling ranch.  Gutter-punks stealing some fried then touching rest of them. Eating them anyway. YUM.  Chocolate dog on a stick really fried tootsie roll. Carnival of products where WC Kevin became the guinea pig for hair removal system. Lady telling Bumps her hand looked old. Planning where we would work if we joined the carnival: Me – Airbrushing things, Bumps – selling hot tubs, WC Kevin – on a ride (DIRTY TARP) where he could scare children. Kitten’s on T-shirts and visors. Obese Young Adult Female dressed like a 4 year old. And finally finding the art pavilion:

This:

Trailer

is one of the most awesome things I have seen in awhile. And not just because one of my oldest friends portrays Brian Ku. You may also know him from the “how to use the internet” video ps my name is phil posted awhile back. You may also know him from www.jonahray.com. Enjoy