While this isn’t the first time someone I know dated someone who ended up in Playgirl, but this time it hits closer to whateves home.
patbenatard recently showed up on Bravo on a fake date set up by producers with this Million Dollar Listing Douche Hose.
(Douchey guy on left, Awesome patbenatard on right)
and now that hose is in Playgirl showing off his real estate.
God, life really does get better and better.
You could also file this under Idiocracy. I submitted an email to be an contestant. I told them I’m sorta authentic. I really hope they pick me. You should submit one too. Here is the show encase you are missing it.
wipeoutcasting@gmail.com
Please include your name, address, occupation, contact phone numbers, email addresses, a recent photograph of yourself, and a brief summary of why you’re the perfect candidate for this show.
I just posted that I ate a Subway sandwich that upstaged the entire cast of Mannequin in regards to Estelle Getty Passing away. Come with me and explore how vital a role Subway has played in my life, won’t you?
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I always thought she died a long time ago, that is why they never had a Golden Girls movie. Now, I’m really pissed, they could have had a trilogy by now. The Golden Girls: Take it to the streets. The Golden Girls: The Golden Army; take over of shady pines. The Golden Girls: Don’t You wish your Girlfriend was Hot Like Me?
Estelle you’ll be missed, just like you were missed before.
She was 84 and had dementia, she must have been hilarious.
This sculpture needs to be put near the lesbian biker throwing a dagger sculpture ASAP.
In other REAL news a paster in Indiana (not Florida) tried to show the concept of unity by crashing his motorcycle off a 5 foot ramp into the first 5 empty rows of seats inside the holy worship center. What the fuck church is this? So I guess he didn’t have the hand of god helping him with his Unity with his bike and ramp. So, did this prove to the church goers there is no god?
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