Be careful who you go on dates with, they might end up in Playgirl.
While this isn’t the first time someone I know dated someone who ended up in Playgirl, but this time it hits closer to whateves home.
patbenatard recently showed up on Bravo on a fake date set up by producers with this Million Dollar Listing Douche Hose.
(Douchey guy on left, Awesome patbenatard on right)
and now that hose is in Playgirl showing off his real estate.

God, life really does get better and better.
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Patbenetard, handsomest man I know
whachu talkin’ bout willis?
the worse dinner of my life!
You could have stayed home with me. haha.
ha ha ha ha ha ha … you could’ve ended up with that guy! so awesome!
therealsimmon I could’ve, but I love the papi I ended up with.
his name is madison hildebrand….amazing!
PAPI…I think you would love that PAPI more if you were on a hawaiian beach drinking something out of a coconut…