File under: Idiocracy
This sculpture needs to be put near the lesbian biker throwing a dagger sculpture ASAP.
In other REAL news a paster in Indiana (not Florida) tried to show the concept of unity by crashing his motorcycle off a 5 foot ramp into the first 5 empty rows of seats inside the holy worship center. What the fuck church is this? So I guess he didn’t have the hand of god helping him with his Unity with his bike and ramp. So, did this prove to the church goers there is no god?
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Jesus was busy that day with starving children and people dieing so he couldn’t control the bike for the pastor in Indiana (somewhat similar to Florida and home to John Cougar Mellencamp)..what is this world coming too!? I want to go to that church and worship…ill throw a rock through their stay glass window and say ‘fuck yeah i’ll be the first to cast the first stone’
we need to clear every second of free time we have before tara leaves and drive to the convenience store on the way to mamoth and purchase this to go with the dagger throwing lesbian biker…we also need to get wedding presents for Ryan and Carole there.
simon, i read “people dying” as “people dieting” and got really excited
we need that statue!
i think what this statue is saying is, is that if you ever ghost ride your (motorcycle) whip, jesus will always be there to ride it for you..