Madex Movie Review: X-Files: I Want To Believe….It Never Happened.

Fuck, how did this happen?
I don’t know where to begin. I’ll start by saying something nice.
Gillian Anderson is a great actress, she looks incredible and her time and talent were wasted on this made for TV hack piece of shit film.
They failed to encapsulate the essence of the X-files. They failed to reintroduce a new generation to the X-files. They failed to make an interesting story. They even failed at making frankenstein cool.
This dusty script that never made it in their primetime show should have never been made, its like a bad episode that you’d never remember.
I’m all for stand alone stories, but at least make them worth the 15 dollar ticket price.
Chris Carter you really pissed away your baby, sent it down the river for dead.
Close the X-Files for good.
-5 Madex out of 5.
Never see it, and pretend it never came out.
Rent and watch the TV pilot if you want to get excited for the X-files.
Oh, casting agents, who the fuck thought rapper Xibit could act as an FBI agent?
Beard, really? You liked it? Feel free to to explain why.


