Back To The Future Hoverboard

Ever since I was a little kid and saw Back To The Future I wanted one of these… even if it was a prop. Now all I need is $30k and its all mine! Have I mentioned that my neighbor down the street has a Delorean, he keeps it covered just like Doc. Brown did in his laborty in Pine Valley.

Now all I need is to find a self drying jacket and I’m the happiest boy in the world.

Hoverboard On Ebay

“‘The amazing thing to watch is that one of Lil’Bit’s faces can be asleep while the other one is awake. I have also seen him sneeze out of one side and not the other and blink on one side of his face but not the other. “

For those of you who are not Huell Howser superfans… you must know that it has come to public knowledge that he is allegedly working for THE MAN. This can certainly not be true because everyone knows that Huell would never take bribe money from BIG CORPORATE money bags such as the California Revelopment Association. I think that we should start a defense fund… do you know much he has to pay Louie for his Emmy worthy camera work?

You be judge and watch Huell’s 14 part series on revelopment in California, sponsored by the California Revelopment Association, an organization dedicated to removal of shiftless squatters throughout our Golden, Man Bear State of California. If Wally George were alive today, he would kick those anti progress Commies right out of this God Loving state and send them to some hippie fag place like San Francisco.

According to a CRA statement, “The series presents an opportunity for us to tell the redevelopment story in a compelling and intimate way. Huell and his crew will be visiting redevelopment projects in cities and counties throughout California that demonstrate inspiring, positive elements of redevelopment efforts.”

And if anyone can tell me what time the fire falls in Yosemite, I am dying to know.

This could be the best tattoo ever. I present Patrick Swazey from an SNL Chip N Dales skit… But as a centaur.

Someone had a good amount of time on their hands, and it was well spent.

boba

On July 25th 2008, Time’s Square in NYC. An NYC cop decides to push over a guy riding his bike for no apparent reason. I’ll post an update if I can find out any other news. Until then… if your riding a bike in NYC be sure to ride smart.

Corey Feldman gives his wife what she wants… poor girl

Want to see it, here it goes.

LInk

I’m just saying.

Shia crashed his truck and was arrested for a DUI.

He used to visit my neighbors in that truck, now we’ll never know when he’s visiting.

Plus, shame on your for driving drunk, DUI’s are for poor people who can’t afford drivers.

I’m pretty sure you can afford a driver.

If you haven’t been to a Guerrilla Drive In yet, you’re missing out.

The next one is coming up July 27th. So come check it out.

This past weekend the taco stand at the far corner of the

Drive In got a write up, which we got a picture in. But sadly

she spelled Guerrilla like the animal.