I came across this clip today and realized that Android Cooper really is human, and a funny one too. With is dead pan CNN news show, (which I see constantly cause my obsessed roommate watches him daily and comments on his biceps) he is at the forefront of news, on the front lines of war, in a rain storm, doing presidential debates, at the mac counter at Nordstrom’s, but he doesn’t really inject any of his personality into it. He more or less is zapped to ask the questions Ted Turner wants to know. So I almost forgot that he used to pal around with Red head tranny comedian Kathy (I’m crying on the outside) Griffin and talk about only wearing Prada. In this clip of him co-hosting LIVE…. he takes the Lohan’s through the mud and gives THE SOUP a shout out, sadly he only says, “THE GUY ON THE SOUP” and not, “The incredibly talented Joel Mchale of The Soup says…”

My friend Dana just instant messaged about a RHCP situation at her work. This is one of the many reasons why I love her….

dana 58:30
58:33 someone is listening to the red hot chili peppers out loud
58:41 i have to put on headphones
59:14 and new RHCP to boot
59:40 i whispered to my neighbor over the cube wall, “i hate the red hot chili peppers”
59:58 and he whispered back, “it’s not me,” apologetically
00:16 and i returned, “i know, but it makes me feel better to tell someone”
00:28 and then i put on my headphones

Man calls 911 for Incorrect sandwich order.

Unsettling, but funny, photo after the jump.

UPDATE: Listen to the 911 too.

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What Quinton is Doing Tomorrow Night

L-Train vs.
Get Yer Rocks Off! Presents

THE BLOOD ARM
with
THE MUSLIMS
THE WALLBIRDS
THE FRANKS

Wednesday, August 6th 2008.

9pm till late
@ The Echo.

“I became interested in the stiffness and all these crazy angles their dead bodies had,” says the 25-year-old designer Frida Ringstom who’s new collection’s inspiration came from photos she found of animal roadkill.

I’m a fan of anyone who creates something based on smooshed, trampled, guts splashed and splattered dead animal bodies. I’m also a fan of anyone who has models wearing furry heads down the runway making it a much more pleasurable viewing experience. This designer should be on Project Runway!

Another Winner! A dolphin smoking a bong in a lay-z-boy. Why didn’t I think of that! <br><br>

This past weekend the wife was out of town with the girls. That really means one thing: I eat like total shit. Usually I eat fruit, some chicken, vegetables, soda, some crackers, more fruit and some more soda. Somewhere there’s some cheese in the mix too.
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