File under: WTF? Was this really necessary? Everlast duetting on ‘Folsom Prison Blues’ with Johnny Cash. Here’s a reminder to all ya’ll famous folks…don’t leave your estate to your kids cause they’ll let thing like this happen.
Want your little one to grow up to be a slut, a ho or a tranny hooker then get them Heelarious Shoes! Their website claims that these shoes are “Not intended to harm children in any way.” Fuckin’ briiliant!
As a kid my parents did me a favor and drove me around all of these areas. The operative word is “kid”. That’s because I was too young to know what I was getting myself into. As an adult, I can now notice the giant amount of suck that these states offer. I have been to 45 out of the 50 states, so I feel very confident in saying, the Army Corps of Engineers can some how saw these states out of the union and then float them out to sea, making them into islands that we don’t ever have to worry about again.
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