I was recently introduced to a feature on itunes and finds all the upcoming concerts for the artists in your itunes! How rad is that?? Go here to download. It takes 3 seconds.
hahahahha! I’ve never laughed so hard as when I ventured into Melanie Griffiths magical world of suck. I mean this chick is sooooo diluted. Seriously… Just click on a door to be mystically whisked into a different realm of crap. You will be guided by none other than the voice of the Goddess Working Girl herself.
I imagine this is the online version of Dollywood minus the great camp and fun. This is just sad, in a funny way.
Oooh, I wonder if Antonio Bandares has a swarthy swashbuckling bandero website?
Entirely inapproiate for work – but fucking hilarious.
Look, I gotta make this quick today. I have a bunch of nonsense that needs my attention… so here we go:
Each morning on the way to work I pass a billboard for Banjo.com. It says “Banjo.com, your bluegrass superstore” It may as well say “Nothing for you here.com This site isn’t for you, anyone you know, or anyone you want to know”. I am going to take the high road here and not slag people that play bluegrass. That’s like shooting fish in a barrel, and for that matter, I fly RC Helicopters, which is on the other end of the dork spectrum, so I can’t talk. I am going to merely point out that if you’re gonna advertise with a billboard on a MAJOR freeway in the US, you’d probably better not have a website that sucks. Also, that dude is totally gonna nail that girl once he’s done serenading her with his bluegrass tune on his banjo. Something that spinning a mechanized beast in circles with a small controller will never do… I guess banjos aren’t so bad after all.
