Andy Samberg couldn’t have done it better!
This shit is something else!
I don’t know how or why, but I ended up watching America’s Got Talent last night… Holy Crap! Was I ever pleased to find JONATHAN BURKIN the BATON TWIRLER!
Cliches Galore. A Subtext Smorgasbord. I kept rubbing my eyes waiting for a cameo from Andy Samberg, but this shit is fer real!
I don’t know what’s better, the emotionally riveting pre-performance bio, the soundtrack, the flames, or the Hoff. I love it all!
P.S. MadEx I wish you got promoted to work on this show. This is your caliber of awesomeness.
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I didn’t get promoted to work on this show, but I do however juggle hot objects.
Good clip.
eew… Juggles hot objects is the grossest euphemism ever.
Van Damme… Hasselhoff is a cartoon. Plain and Simple. As much as I want to find a way to be snarky and make some mean comment about the kid, he’s good. Very good.