mostly i just had to clear the main page of worst case’s cum clams
Give a little extra this Thanksgiving, a little extra SEMEN. It’s the perfect ingredient to spice up those old recipies and really brings out the bold flavor in bland foods…
Ok, I get it, some people love semen. A lot. But on Oysters? Honestly, who thinks, “God I can’t get enough of guzzling this every night, I need to have it on my sandwich too.” I’m just sayin, what happens in the bed room is awesome, but I don’t know that most want it in their “Almost White Russians” as well.
So for all those who want the gift that keeps coming (…er), than maybe this book would be a great surprise. The best surprise though, is to make that extra tasty pumpkin pie, and inform your guests afterwards that it was made with you extra special ingredient. Welcome to the holidays.
Keith Loutit is a Australian photographer who makes awesome short films. I’ve shown a few at my GuerrilLA Drive In before in my pre-shows. This one sparked my excitement because it has to do with Monster Trucks, and we all should be getting ready cause ITS MONSTER TRUCK SEASON SOON in early 2009. To wet your excitement, I give you this to watch.
[vimeo width="500" height="400"]http://vimeo.com/2317118[/vimeo]
Someone had money, and thought this was a good idea. Now you can buy it. I beg you to keep your money, and your hour and a half.
Dear Ask A Bumps:
I hate the holidays with family. I’m not married, and I hate going to my parents for Thanksgiving or Xmas. How do I just say no?
Santa Claus Sat On My Face
I think the photo above should sum up my sentiments on the passage of Prop 8.
It’s now been almost 3 weeks since it passed, and with each new weekend, I feel the dread that pretty soon the steam will run out and we will all go back to our complacent, apathetic selves. I know I was one of those people before the election. Not necessarily apathetic, but more along the lines, “This thing will never pass. San Diego, LA, & San Francisco will make up for all the “other” counties who will surely vote for prop 8.” I know I was not alone in that thinking.
I got this email today from a friend, I have his permission to publish it.
Today I found out third person, via email of a schedule that I no longer have a job.
On tonights episode, Steve Martin will be guest staring. I really wish the guest stars would chill out, they need to get back into their own character storylines. They’re much more insteresting.
Anyway, when I saw this video my 30 rock boner collided with my muppet boner, and well, it wasn’t as gross as I thought it would be, one was soft and the other was witty.
Read full article (plus video) on Paste Magazine.
Kids reaction after watching American Idol
This is the youth of America. They will be taking care of us when we are old and running the country. Although as sad as this video is, I still laughed my ass off at their reaction and when the girl says “how can you vote for him he doesn’t even shave”!
Although, this is what my household of look liked if McCain/Palin would of won the election.
Yes my fellow whatevers we can now design our very own Muppet puppet for only $130! You can pick the Muppet’s body color, eyes, nose, hair, and outfit. Each one is custom made and just like the real thing they are hand and rod puppets, standing 16 inches tall. You design it and they build it. This is rad. I need one! We all need one. Merry Xmas!