Change Has Come

Posted by in whateves on November 4th, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

Obama is the new President of the United States.

Whateves calls the election

Posted by in whateves on November 4th, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

Obama good! Prop 8 bad! Discuss.
and in local elections, Carole’s voting for whoever had the best sounding name did not work out for Kermit Marsh for Judge…but it looks like Michael Beverage will win the water board.

Make out tips

Posted by in whateves on November 4th, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

Don’t be intimidated by his age.  I was just as knowledgeable about girls when I was 11 as well.  I knew how to push all the right buttons and ended up losing my virginity to my african american studies teacher in 6th grade.  But with the communication revolution this guy’s able to show inexperienced youngsters the art of picking up a girl and laying down the smooches better than Mystery and his furry hat ever can.

Make out tips

There is still time, Get Out & VOTE.

Posted by in whateves on November 4th, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

I danced with the flag this weekend. Get out and vote today.

Smoovebert for Obama – Eight is enough

Posted by in politics, whateves on November 4th, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

smoovebert for obama from smoovebert on Vimeo. very own Smoovebert made a remix using Obama’s Democratic National Convention speech. Hopefully everyone went out and made their voice’s heard today at the polls. It doest take a lot of time, however bring an iPod just in case your local polling station has a wait. I walked in at 9am with no lines.

I have been so nervous all day today, I can’t concentrate, I have CNN and MSNBC open and on refresh. Only about 7 more hours to go.

Happy Voting!

Posted by in whateves on November 4th, 2008 @ 11:27 am



“Otto - The rock star octopus at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany.

The staff at the aquarium couldn’t figure out why the joint’s entire electrical system kept going out. So they took turns sleeping on the floor to get to the bottom of that shit. Well, on the third night, they find out that Otto liked to party in the dark, so he would turn off the bright light in his tank by squirting a jet of water on it.

A spokesbitch for the aquarium said, “It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work.

They put the light higher so Otto can’t get to it, but that hasn’t stopped him from causing more trouble. Staff members have caught him juggling hermit crabs (Paris can do that with her snatch!) and throwing stones against the glass. Otto also has a little Martha Stewart in him and has redecorated the aquarium a few times.

Something tells me Otto has been snorting some of the bad shit.”

Check out the posts left my people…pretty funny stuff.