Friday’s Twilight E-mail.

Posted by madex in whateves on November 21st, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

I got this email today from a friend, I have his permission to publish it.

Today I found out third person, via email of a schedule that I no longer have a job.

(bummer.)
Then I was asked to go see “Twilight” the vampire movie tonight.
(awesome.)
Someone mentioned something about getting dressed up, but I read those books, and those vampires just look like teenagers.
(boring.)
Therefore, I made a felt viking helmet.
(historically inaccurate.)
See you at the movies.

Lucas

Ladies, Just in time for the Holidays [Lovin']

Posted by madex in ‘Life: It just keeps getting better on November 21st, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
Ladies, you’re looking at the Don Draper of our time. Only, he’s single.
If you’re looking for mystery, romance and that full bodied male smell, then Tucker is what you’re looking for. He won’t cheat on his family, to sex you on his lunch break, Because, he doesn’t have a family.
This successful Renaissance man lives in Southern California, amongst the rich and famous.
He loves film: see Last Holiday
He loves Television: see Merrill Howard Kalin
This man is a gem, he isn’t desperate, he’s kicked many a fine lady to the curb. But you have to be in it to win it, this man settles for nothing less then perfection.
From the Man’s own mouth,
“I think my major selling point is….
“Hey girls, got a daddy complex?  Those older men have the money to make you feel better about that gaping hole in your soul… well Tucker’s got the money of a middle aged man and the body of a 27 year old wonderboy!”
Did I mention this guy can cook and dance?
Ladies only please, let your voice be heard in the comments in hopes that Tucker will reply.