This Thanksgiving, semen makes the perfect addition
Give a little extra this Thanksgiving, a little extra SEMEN. It’s the perfect ingredient to spice up those old recipies and really brings out the bold flavor in bland foods…
Ok, I get it, some people love semen. A lot. But on Oysters? Honestly, who thinks, “God I can’t get enough of guzzling this every night, I need to have it on my sandwich too.” I’m just sayin, what happens in the bed room is awesome, but I don’t know that most want it in their “Almost White Russians” as well.
So for all those who want the gift that keeps coming (…er), than maybe this book would be a great surprise. The best surprise though, is to make that extra tasty pumpkin pie, and inform your guests afterwards that it was made with you extra special ingredient. Welcome to the holidays.


