Getcher Nerd On!
Red Vines in Fanny Packs? Check.
Thumb callouses built up? Check.
At least one change of tightey-whiteys? Well…
This weekend brings on the challenge of your life: NERD WEEKEND!!!
We know you’re out there. You’ve been duped by your girlfriends into joining “the real world” and taking up boring jobs that were born out of your love of video games and monty python videos.
Well, maybe you can’t go back, but you can sure as shit visit! This weekend is your chance to dedicate yourself to your old life! Bust out your dusty old games, VCRs, and frying machines, because you’re spending your weekend with the boys. And none of that homo-eroticism covered in homophobia sports shit. You’re locking yourself in, pulling shut the blinds, and getting ready to guffaw with your friends about boobies and farts.
Nerd Weekend: Make it happen.
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