“‘The amazing thing to watch is that one of Lil’Bit’s faces can be asleep while the other one is awake. I have also seen him sneeze out of one side and not the other and blink on one side of his face but not the other. “

Behold, the latest in bicycle audio technology!!

 

“AN INDONESIAN known as “Tree Man” – because of incredibly long warts on his hands and feet that resemble tree roots – is still baffling many experts about the cause of his condition.

After cutting his knee as a teenager, 35-year-old Dede now has “warty roots” coming out of his arms and legs in what was believed to be a life-threatening condition.”

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Link contains video of Dede. It will blow your mind.

Bill Nye had to take a restaining order out on a woman to whom he was kind-of married for a little bit last year who poured herbicide all over his flower garden. The “faux marriage,” Blair Tindall, woman scorned, stated, left her heartbroken and distraught and led to the “dreadful moment” in the garden of “a man who no longer loved me.”

The Smoking Gun has the order, which happens to include Billy’s Studio City address. Uh.

I love him.

 

My sister once paid $75 for a Pez dispenser. It was an octopus. It was rare and in mint condition. She traveled by air and rail and on foot (Madex by her side, actually) on a holy mission to get it. Kelly cradled it like it was the Baby Jesus himself (nevermind the fact that 8 years later it is face-down in a shoe box in a storage unit in Fremont, California), and when she got home and placed it in her regulation Pez collector case the brightest most magical star shone upon it from the night sky.

There’s a new messiah in town. He’s about three inches tall and can live in great comfort in outer space (even though, uh, he’s from outer space). And he’s got lots of friends–designer ATYPYK has come up with an entire holy family of reinvented Pez personalities, from E.T. to siamese twins to a particularly fabulous Bagheera. Kelly’s gonna be so pissed.