I wonder if this would help Sammy Hagar to drive 55. . .

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on November 24th, 2006 @ 9:02 am

http://www.speedbandits.dk/

P.S. – this is rated “not suitable for work”

Rap Snacks

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on September 4th, 2006 @ 11:07 am

If you ever suddenly become very, very rich as the result of recording a catchy hip-hop song, I think this is probably the best way to spend your new wealth and continue your legacy into artistic history. . .

RAP SNACKS

 

We already have a champion

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on August 3rd, 2006 @ 12:26 pm

And his name is Chris, aka Beard aka Beardo. Please, if it’s not too late, PARTICIPATE.

Flight of the Icarus?

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on August 2nd, 2006 @ 1:38 pm

Does anyone know if this is true or not? If so, awesome. If not …well it’s still awesome because of the comments that KNAC listeners have listed below the story.

Pumped fucking pumped

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on July 29th, 2006 @ 11:16 am

I too don’t understand how to put the clip in, so here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QOHGAxs_cU

I am fucking pumped.

Gary Gnu would be proud

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on July 26th, 2006 @ 4:10 pm

Despite all of the nonsense and pink fluffiness that passes for news in the media (Israel’s reign of carnage that is endorsed by the United States, the Senate’s passing of a bill that gets us one step closer to overturning Roe v. Wade, voter fraud in Congo and Mexico, spineless Democrat’s denouncing the PM of Iraq for having his own opinion and voicing real concern for human life, and US privacy being shit on in the name of ‘national security’) it is encouraging and just plain fucking refreshing to see real news that we can all make good use of. Thank you USA Today you bastion of knowledge!!

Thou art a hottie

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on July 22nd, 2006 @ 9:04 am

At long last, creepy Anabaptist Jesus-freaks can feign inclusion amongst the leathery ranks of those whose lives revolve around Spring Break, Hawaiian Tropic and Sex Wax. . . From a safe and respectable distance. . . With eyes averted.

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-3.html

Easy money, easy job

Posted by Complaint Dept. in whateves on July 20th, 2006 @ 7:12 pm

I am unemployed, meaning that I do not have a job and that my income comes from the state of Washington. I am working on rectifying this situation for a few reasons, least of which is so that I may stop attending the “job-hunting” classes (excuse me – “modules”) that are required of all that receive weekly checks.

At my last “module” I learned that Flexcar offers free use of their vehicles to those who need them for interviews and the like. We would have learned more had the representative from Flexcar shown up. Sadly though, he did not and the Unemployment Boss Lady did not laugh at my suggestion that, perhaps, his car had broken down on the way there.

We also got to listen to a guest speaker who was recruiting for the King County Metro Bus line. She has been a bus driver for 13 years, loves it and strongly encourages us all to think about applying. Her recruiting spiel went a bit like this:

“Driving a bus is important to your country.”
“Easy money, easy job.”
“The people that work here, they’re not perfect.”
“Change people’s lives…come on…don’t be scared.”

Please, you had me at “important to your country”.