This is all I could think of as I watched Bumps eradicate my Mario Kart online score; but you’re still my super hero, you live blogger, you!
your theme song
My friend Bobbie called me one morning and asked “whats difference between the N-word and Black People?” I smiled because I finally get to engage in my favorite American past time: getting uncomfortable white people to say…you guessed it…NIGGA! So i nicely said to him, “whatca’ mean Bobbie?” OK , I won’t bore you with the back and forth of this conversation but needless to say it ended up with him finally saying it…painfully. Any-who I finally got around to explaining it to him in two words: Flavor Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav! I said Bobbie take what you know of the current Flavor Flav and call him a Nigga then soon after click on this link:
He texted me 15 minutes later, “Ahhhhh!” Yet another satisfied customer.
For all you Coffee Bean drinking, Audi A4 driving, Sliver Lake living, iPhone toting hipsters who are going to upgrade this summer to the 3G iPhone; make sure you completely erase your data. You don’t want those numbers you grabbed from The Standard last summer to land in the wrong hands! Corbra Commander is watching.
p.s my rage comes from my Florida up bringing, take that whateves! Grrrr!
Yeah aside from the obvious title choice (which I feel soooo unclever using) its really that simple. Happy Birthday big guy from Face, Murdock, Hannibal and the entire cast of DC Cab.
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