The best things in life come when you agree to be on a reality show for fun.
Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing “Business and Pleasure” aired Tuesday night. I agreed to be a guest date a year ago and I wasn’t aware I was really being pushed into a shit pod of Hollywood rejects. Madison Hildeberde one of the lesser douche bags of the three Realtors was a Realtor from last season and Bravo brought in 2 new Realtors for season 2, a Johnny Ramone look a like and Josh Flagg, now a Jail Bird for ripping off paintings out of the million dollar homes..
Back to the worse date ever in my life. Guy Smiley Madison, was the one thing to hate in LA that night, he always smiles. Say Smiley! Stop smiling for one half second, I dare you! The dude just smiles all the time. I remember actually trancing out to the brightness of his pearly whites, they are very hypnotic. This guys acting abilities are smiling and laughing a lot. I could have my own show. Fuck! Anyone could, especially if all you do is laugh and show off the whiteness of your teeth. See Madison smiling in the above picture. It’s permanent.
When leaving, I was asked by the producer to ask him on another date but I was denied by Pearly Whites. He said there wasn’t a connection. He didn’t catch the sarcasm when I said “WOW! Honesty hurts.” Then trying to be “friends”, I asked him to maybe start as “friends” he replied, um yeah maybe “friends”. I’m very sad to say nothing carried out with the million dollar “friendship”, Douche Bag! Never saw him again, God Bless! That said, watch it for yourself. “Business and Pleasure” airs again Saturday August 23rd at 12:00 PM.
The over use of “douche” was appropriate for the story.